But yeah, I don’t like it. It’s minimizing.

Further: LOTS of states with major HS wrestling programs don’t segregate by gender, and it’s honestly not really an issue. You weigh in, you wrestle the person across the mat from you, and the person who wins is the person who’s better. This shouldn’t be complicated.

Goddamn the mental gymnastics needed to say that the trans bathroom isssue should be left to the states but somehow MARIJUANA needs to be federally-regulated! The hypocrisy is maddening.

Befriend a decorator! They’ll sneak you in. All I’m saying is that as someone who has seen the Peggy and it’s ilk up close — you can do much, much better. West Elm is brilliant in their photo styling, but that shit is not going to look like that in your house, I promise.

Oh my god, NO. You live in North Carolina, which is a mecca for well-made furniture. Friend, do some research on furniture markets in your area. If it were not prohibitively time consuming and logistically challenging, I would leap at the opportunity to shop NC wholesale furniture markets. The only reason I ever go to…

It’s cotton velvet, so easy to clean! When I worked for Laura Ashley 47 years ago they had a silk velvet upholstery quality fabric that I grabbed a bolt of when they moved the office south and sold off everything. I legit have no idea where that fabric is but it was a DREAM. I think my mom tossed it when she moved,…

Mitchell Gold is outstanding- that’s awesome. The cost of slipcovers always pissed me off though. So the sofa is $1599 but a new slipcover is $900, so... we just got a navy velvet fully upholstered sofa this round- our first sofa was a pale yellow slipcover that basically looks like a crime scene (2 dogs) but she’s so…

I’m not a scientist, but I know science and I think this reestablishes the fact that aliens are real***. It won’t be long before they arrive.

This is actually incredibly common for smaller brands who find themselves with surprise hit (ETA: Kate bought this dress off the rack—Issa didn’t know about it until pics hit the news; this was not a commission). If you have a ton of people who want to place orders, yet you have no way to fill those orders because you…

Right? Unless Beyoncé one day builds a really nice city, stop referring to her work as ‘urban’.

Huh? What’s “fucked up if true”? That I don’t let people sleep on my couch? Fuck that. People are gross and oily and smelly and it has taken me too goddamn long to get sober, buy nice things and build myself a cozy place to call home. Want a good night’s sleep? Go the fuck home.

I was going to ask this! Sigh. Another reason I need to become famous. So I can then contact the Stonewall people and inform them I will come lipsync a fabulous song. (I think I’d do it better than that fwiw!)

Faux Queen, it’s a thing. They are fun! The best faux queens celebrate bawdy femininity and are very much in on the joke of drag and in celebration of themselves. It’s great!

Right!?! I have very often lamented not being able to put on amazing ball outfits, over exaggerated hair and makeup, and lip sync until exhaustion. So I do the next best thing and work in theatre. So close, and yet, so far.

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

I can croon like Bowie, Gells.

That verse gets me to this day.

It took me awhile to work out the hash tag. I had to get my reading glasses and thought it was a biopic of a photo journalist names skullis inland who was killed during a war. It sounded really good until I found out it was a fecking King Kong movie.

Right???? She makes a King Kong movie as a form of ACTIVISM?????? Am I missing something?

Kate Beckinsale also did Emma better.