I’m not sure why it’d be super important to anyone to watch a fictionalized representation of increasingly-commonplace violence

What? He couldn’t even spring for a paper towel launcher to entertain the crowd? I’ve gotten t shirts at hockey games with more excitement than that. Cheap ass.

A decade ago, if you’d have told me 2017 was going to be the year I began respecting John Mayer and Jimmy Kimmel more than I respect our president, I’d be all “get me the fuck to New Zealand!”

She looks SUPER comfortable snuggled up to him in that photo. I’m sure their chemistry on-screen will be unstoppable.

I understand and sympathize with people wanting to leave for a safer life.

It felt very Trumpian to me as well. Like, the real problem is the homeless people. NOT the one with the gun who shot someone else. He’s clearly a good attorney. He’s already making a legal argument, with the public as the jury.

Detectives were working to determine if the suspect may be one of the homeless men suspected of camping in a wooded area at the dead end of Vintage Grove Lane.

Hey there, Fellow Nashvillian! I actually grew up splitting time between Bellevue and East Nashville (I know, weird mix thanks to my mom’s falling in love with my dad from the ‘wrong side of the tracks’). I actually just moved back to Nashville after living in Western NC for four years. Holy shit! A lot has changed,…

This is my hometown. Here’s the local report.

Does anyone else feel like Xanadu was filmed here? I’m getting some serious Olivia Newton John vibes.

Resulting from over a decade of remodeling the shittiest houses to supplement my income, I now have blurred vision which keeps me from seeing ugly houses and visualizing only what they *could be*.

I just spent way too much time on that site. Thank you.

PS. That’s my caption submission.

People are dying and the internet is blowing up over a pair of heels. Mocking a woman’s attire is sexist bullshit and I’m really tired of so-called liberals buying into this trope.

You can’t also deny the possibility that they didn’t.

When I was pregnant, my wife and I had sex maaaaaaybe 6 times. Seriously. And I wanted sex so much. So I hated my body after my daughter was born. I was jiggly (still am!) and figured if she didn’t want to fuck me then, she must be so grossed out by me now. She actually told me her lack of interest in sex was more…

“We’ve just gotta hunker down and see what happens” is the new slogan for the EPA, so he was definitely on-brand.

I had a mild affair with a woman who should’ve known better when I was a late teen. She keeps popping up in my PYMK every few months, despite a decade of no contact. The PYMK feature should be renamed PWMYFHI (People Who’ll Make You Feel Hollow Inside) as far as I’m concerned.

Dear PMT,

The art??