I’m super afraid of zombies...almost phobic. That’s why I have so many good apocalypse plans. All my friends want me on their team because they know I’ve prepared for it.

She was amazing (sure JJL was great as well). She did her mumble-casual acting thing that somehow STILL projected to the balcony.

I just wanted to report back in that several hours later, Balls are still making me giggle. Its kind of relaxing to finally lose my mind.

Saw this with Cherry Jones, and it should’ve been a great movie but it just wasn’t. Phillip Seymore Hoffman was, I think, terribly miscast—the whole point of the play is that you don’t know or can’t think it is possible for the character to be a child molester... but (and I adore Hoffman) it was a bit too easy to see…

But Costco is still ok, right? That’s closer to my house than IKEA anyway.

I used to work at IKEA and this is my plan for the zombie apocalypse. People will be going to Costco and other stores like that.

Thats me right now. This election broke my brain.

Every time I’m in ikea I’m there for like 4 hours at least.... it’s an escape and it’s almost impossible to find the way out of the store... and their little food section has all this quirky Swedish stuff, I get the weird candy by the pound and always spend up getting some freaky flavored licorice, it’s great really.…

Hehe. Balls.

Well, Rooms-to-Go it is!

The meatballs are made from horses.

Exactly. She’s so extra but we need people like her to remind us that boobs and glitter are good. I may never be Mariah but having the possibility makes me happy.

Is she even in that picture? All I see are adorable kids!

Like a middle aged drunk auntie who rolls in on christmas eve several airplane cocktails in and comes downstairs after unpacking with no pants on and instantly brings a new vibe to the family christmas show. Totally been there.

Counter point: Mariah never put them away. You rock. Please keep being extra.

“Been there, done that.” - My high school self

Shaving won’t damage the source, gotta rip that root out!

***LaughCoughLaughed at this.***

This world is not garbage. We as humans are garbage. The planet will go on without us just fine.

I’m so relived that she’s safe. I’m also gutted by the knowledge that so, so, SO many other Syrians are not.