“Dr. Carson feels he has no government experience, he’s never run a federal agency. The last thing he would want to do was take a position that could cripple the presidency.”

I’m not at all surprised that there are disgusting creeps who will use hypnosis to sexually assault women. But on the other hand, I am absolutely surprised that hypnosis is real. I always thought it was a sham.

Jesus. I almost hope she made it up, because if she’s being charged and prosecuted for the crime of being a hate crime victim ... I can’t even imagine.

Jesus is this what it really looks like now? That’s bullshit. I’ll still eat it because it’s goddamn delicious but fuck this awkward looking chocolate bar. Pfft.

but the changes to the smaller one — which is sold mainly in Britain at the discount retailer Poundland

Also, I never leave the house without Chapstick. I legit have 15 tubes scattered around my house at any given time. I’m sorry you don’t know the joy of having soft, protected-from-UV-rays lips, Chris Wallace.

If I find that one I’ll add it!

FUCK I could have sworn I called him a walking uncircumcised penis somewhere but now I can’t find it. But anyway he looks like a walking uncut dick

As a black dude currently living in NC, I made sure to cast my ballot early. Here’s hoping McCrory and Trump have a bad day tomorrow

Decades of impotent rage, violence, fear and injustice has soaked into that land.

Stephen King likes the direction you are heading with this story.

Aww. I would have ended this post with

let me tell you, it’s fucking nuts

SEE

Trying pose my son in his first Halloween costume, and he was not happy. That it is out of focus, makes this photo even better. I call this his dejected pumpkin costume.

I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

Sources close to Mariah tell us rumors about her relationship with Bryan Tanaka are completely false. We’re told Mimi has a long-standing rep as a “traditional girl,” and wouldn’t blow that for anyone.

Balletomanes and actual ballerinas were quite steamed about what they viewed as “appropriation;”

Commentor Busslayer upthread summed it up best. It’s not about black voters, it’s about white voters. Specifically, it is about the white voters who are on the fence about casting their ballot for Trump due to his racism. This gives them the “out” they want. It soothes their nerves when they can say he reached out to…

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.