Growing up one of four children to a single parent who had nothing after she pulled her kids out of a domestic abuse situation, we DEFINITELY had a playborhood — all the kids who got off school before their parents were done working would go hang out in the ditch near the train tracks and throw rocks at shit. That’s…

Tweet Beat 10/11/16: The one in which Hugh Laurie does an excellent imitation of my father in a moving vehicle, pointing out every deer he can see from the road.

yoko ono just suggested the most adorable pyramid scheme ever, and i die.

Back when we both lived in Asheville, I shared a gyno with Ms. MacDowell and for TWO YEARS IN A ROW I had the appointment right after her. It’s the closest I’ll ever come to having sex with a celebrity.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

I couldn’t make it past 45 seconds. OMG the tears

Don’t.

. . . one of them used Wednesday night’s debate to awkwardly and bizarrely punctuate a point by... dabbing.

Wasn’t that interested until I saw Beth Grant was playing Ladybird Johnson

Probably, yes. It made me wonder, though. Maybe she doesn’t get invited because she is famous and the couple don’t want paps or to be upstaged on their special day? TBH, I do not know who she is.

I mean, it has a self-depreciating joke feel. But it’s still something to make others feel weird about not inviting her to their beautiful event.

I have a phone interview for a job in Chicago this afternoon and I am now debating whether this article is a good or bad omen.

We’re kinda close geographically. This is exactly what scares me. I don’t think any of us would be really happy with it. And I know that I would curse under breath at any commute longer than 10 minutes.

I hope to god that we all make it through unscathed!

There really is nowhere safe. We’ve been thinking about moving out of our fairly urban midwestern city to the country, but I am not convinced that it’s any safer - and I’d really hate to give up our great school for some po-dunk rural, homogenous experience. There just aren’t any answers to this beyond serious gun…

I admire her commitment to that haystack of fake hair she’s been gluing/stapling to her head for a decade now. Her actual dancing or singing abilities seem to devolve in an inversely proportional manner with her hair: the less actual dancing and lip-syncing she does, the bigger the hair gets.

The Don’t Be Tardy lady?

I’m never sure about these surgery claims because while it’s super common (and people in my own group and same age as me have had plenty btw) I also think women’s faces change so much at around the age Brit Brit is now - 34 - that it’s hard to say.

Yeah--she’s had some work done. I’m not critical of plastic surgery in general, but it seems like if you’re in a conservatorship, your guardian shouldn’t be able to ok elective surgery.