He insists there is wild hyperbole in his reputation as a manslut

Quid pro blow...

More significantly, so does John Lewis.

Because they are charismatic and fun to watch? Both have excellent comedic timing and aren’t terrible to look at.

I love James Corden. He reminds me of a grown-up Teddy Ruxpin.

Man, that show was horrible and she was so terrible in it and it should never ever be rebooted or come back in any way, but that was a truly excellent burn. Well played, Catherine. Well played.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

Well for starters, I think Sharon Stone probably considers the 80s to be her safe space. But it could be worse, the plastic could still be on them, like in my mom’s living room.

Those lamps are anxiety-inducing. The enormous black shades are so sinister, maybe they’re haunted lamps.

I can’t help but feel like Sharon Stone is doing a “fuck all you poors.”

It is! I wrote a paper about it in college, and all my research pointed to the theory that they actually bonded with a nearby native American tribe and joined them when they ran out of food and started dying. There were accounts for years that people saw some native Americans in the area that had reddish hair and…

It’s too fucking early for this shit. That poor girl. And her poor mother. I just. Fuck.

Funny, I heard the story differently when I was in the area in Ireland. Maybe a case of broken telephone, who knows. But I thought it was one person.

I just bark-laughed at blent. Thank god my office is almost deserted.

I pushed for 1.5 and had been given way too much epidural to feel anything and it was still the most excruciating wait of my life. Every time someone was like “we’re almost there” I was like please be true this time. Props to people who go through it in pain cause it was still an exhausting amount of work when I…

also lol I’m gonna abuse this thing so bad

It’s what the grand-daughter of a sugar baron who decided to marry into the Almanach de Gotha wears at her “casual” “thrown together” beach wedding in Cuba with 400 guests flown-in.

I mean, I don’t think you need to completely get it.

I’m actually surprised I didn’t starve to death before GrubHub. Human interaction, especially with food, is entirely unacceptable.

Maybe I’m missing something here, but what the fuck does keeping polygamy illegal do to prevent under age marriage and sexual assault? If marriage is illegal under a certain age, and sexual assault is always going to be illegal (well, on paper anyway, we all know how sexual assault is treated currently, during our…