They are professional mortifiers!

People buy clothes seasonally? I can’t spend $30 on pants! I can’t remember the last clothing item I bought that wasn’t TJMaxx and kinda fits I guess or from a thrift store and yea I can fix that.

A long time ago (like mid-90s) Martha used to have Julia Child on and they usually baked things. She and Mary would be fun to watch.

All mine have been fun. I think the key is having someone as a clear focus and everyone liking each other as people. Being a member of the kink community has made a big difference there.

There is something about having both breasts suckled at once that is...really fucking awesome. I’ve FFF and MFF and all were fun, but not any more so than one-on-one experiences.

YES!

I don’t know if you can have a threesome with someone you want to be in a long-term relationship with. Maybe if you have already been dating for a while you can make it work but not as a way to start dating because it is hard to show interest in just one participant. That is why even though I wasn’t in a relationship…

YES.

I prefer mmf but they can definitely be fun...they can definitely be awkward too though.

I like them! Ive done MFF and would like to do MMF one day. Although I think 4 people is better. threesomes tend to have an odd one out. Although being a third and taking some time to just watch is also fun.

Taraji P. Henson’s new MAC makeup collboration [sic] sold out so fast that her mom didn’t even get a chance to get to grab some #TarajiGlow.

OMG,I can’t stop watching that!

I guess I don't understand why the university should be handling evidence. I understand that the student may feel more comfortable at their local on-campus health center, but considering all the issues universities have had with their sexual assault responses, I wouldn't want them to be involved in the gathering,…

Uh-oh.

I love that movie, BTW.

“Quick question: what the hell does a “drug recognition expert” have to do to determine that a car full of women were stoned?”

Ahahahahha I totally forgot about this.

with all due respect, there have only ever been two famous wingmen - goose and colonel sanders.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Someone once described to me, in great detail, how awesome and great coke makes you feel. I will never, ever try it. It sounds TOO great, you know? I would be an instant after school special!