“A retractable urine stick that will test for pregnancy, drugs, and other chemicals.”

I’m not saying that I watch the Illusionist at least 2x a month, BUT if I happen to come across it on tv or Video On-Demand or Redbox or on my dvd rack or in my iTunes library or if I enter “The Illu” in Netflix/Hulu/AppleTV/Amazon Prime’s search field or...

I love Edward Norton, but Will Smith is a bigger box office draw despite how much people like to pile on him. People go to “hate-watch” his movies now.

I was REALLY skeeved by a supercut of all the “sick burns” that were thrown at her during the roast. It was all sexist bullshit making fun of her looks...like...THERE’S SO MUCH MATERIAL THERE, WHY GO FOR THE SEXIST HACK JOKES?!?! I know we all hate her, but it doesn’t make that shit ok.

Seconding that The Bishop’s Wife is amazingly WTF. DO BETTER, DAVID NIVEN. Good house they live in, though.

A contract simply doesn’t mean what it used to, I guess.

Ok but having watched The Bishop’s Wife as a family christmas movie when I was 14, I can honestly say it’s one of the most awesomely “wtffffffff” movies of my lifetime.

Half of me wants a serious, good take on this...but the other half wants a full-on Titus over-the-topness, just really going for it.

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

My now-husband is 6 years younger than me (I’m 41), and we started dating when he was still in his 20s, I hadn’t even owned a cell phone for years, let alone texted much. But he used texts to manage most of the first few months of our dating life, it drove me INSANE! Thankfully we figured out a way to meet in the…

All she placed on the conveyor belt was a single bloody 24-ounce porterhouse. Wasn’t even wrapped in butcher’s paper or anything.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Wait...Marilyn Manson is Lily-Rose’s godfather?!?!!?

Meh. 3/10. These modern bees have nothing on the classic hilarity of yesteryears’ bees featuring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd

I LOVE Zeffirelli’s Romeo and Juliet!

This kinda feels like this crossing the line. What the woman did was wrong, ironic, kinda funny, but she didn’t harm anyone, and I thought her getting fired in the first place was too much.

I text my boss! she hates voicemail. if I need to call in sick that is what she prefers.

Thank you for all of that. I’ve actually had about 6 years of an on/off ghoster other than this guy so you’d think I’d know better. I appreciate all of the wonderful advice of the Jezzies. You’d think at 31 this would be easier.

I think you should call him and see if he wants to meet up for coffee, then ask him whats up. I fucking hate being ghosted, it sucks and its pretty shitty. So, maybe reach out and see if he wants to see you? If not, he’s a shithead. Totally get the feeling to wanna curl up so if that will make you feel a litter do it,…

Sorry for introducing you to fine art.