Does this mean it’s ok to be a Debra Messing fan again?

Oh.

I thought he was some weird Heat/Snow Miser combo.

The ranch dressing on the side somehow helps with the concept of this picture.

I recently bought a pair a pale blue chinos before I realized they fucking match my skin tone.

This might be screaming into the void, but can we please avoid leaping to wild conclusions before we have all of the answers? This was obviously a terrible event, but it won’t be made any better by wild speculation and finger-pointing. Let’s get the facts before we start calling for action against groups or people who…

“SIA WAITING FOR ‘HOTLINE BLING’ FROM DRAKE”

I guess because it’s late Friday afternoon but this essay confuses me...what’s the thesis statement? That women who are body-shamed shouldn’t be “clapping back”?

But that’s how you remember which charm/towel belongs to who! Was I the hotdog? Oh no, Timmy’s got the hotdog, I can still see the mark, I must have been the clam. (jk, in whatever alternate reality I own these, I would always be the clam)

Lord, this is some nouveau riche bullshit. Regular people don’t need this and won’t buy something that’s just going to jam up the washing machine when you forget it’s on the towel.

Oh, to have her body confidence. If I wear short athletic shorts in the backyard, I’m freaking out and pulling them lower. And a bathing suit? Fugeddaboutit.

But I think it might be insulting to the person submitting to me if I hired them for that reason.

A girl in my Masters tutorial the other day was wearing one of those ‘fakey tattoo necklace/choker’ things that we all had back in the nineties (think plaited black plastic) and I’m sure I spent the whole three hours staring at her neck. I was trying to work out if she was doing it ironically, or whether they’re truly…

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Veep should win for “im eating so much pussy im shitting clits”

I hope Bob Odenkirk wins for Better Call Saul. The depth that we get to see in that series is so much more than I ever imagined. I fucking love that show.

So she thinks she’s smart and wants other people to value that about her? How terrible.

And what if she is smarter and deeper? Who cares?

Oh I know! Smart people, especially smart women, that indulge their intellect without being appropriately self-deprecating are just THE WORST. Who do they think they are? Why do they have to be so serious and why can't they be more funny? I bet they secretly think they're better than all of us.