I haven’t cleaned my mirror in weeks (I find that the mist of water spots gives me a real soft focus look) so I am going to ignore this advice for sanitation reasons.

Wow, me too, though I’ve never really thought of it that way until just now.

Roast beef sandywich here.

Elle Woods knows nothing.

That was my first thought. As a women who is generously endowed in the labia dept: I have always been this way. Activity does not change your labia.

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

I am half you at sporting events. I love this so much.

Side note: Bey looks gorgeous. Wow.

Jay Z: Baby, I really want a hot dog

Unless he was being a pain in the ass because he didn't want to go in the first place...

“Grandma”?