Promoting healthy lifestyles = promoting gay “lifestyle”

My mom supported a family of five on tips from her daytime job at Shoney’s and nighttime job at Trapper’s (think Applebee’ s) my whole childhood. My first wife was a bartender. As a result, I have a skewed view of service industry employees. My minimum tip is $10 (so if the check is $5 for a single beer, I tip $10).…

Since tone isn’t conveyed in text, I will always apologize ahead of time if I’m worried something I’ve said could be interpreted to contradict what I actually mean. I’d rather apologize and try to make intentions clear than to come off sounding like a self-congratulatory white lady because I dared tread into a topic…

Yes! I have their micellar water and LOVED IT back when I was wearing more makeup. Now I use it sometimes as a back-up when I’m traveling or when a full shower is not an attainable goal for the evening. It really is great and doesn’t make me feel like I’m sponge-bathing my face (unlike the makeup remover wipes of…

It really is the best. One swipe takes all my mascara off. Plus I’ve noticed a reduction in my dark circle and bags too. And I know that’s not due to getting better sleep because, well, I’m basically sleeping as one might if she were worried a dictatorship is on the horizon.

Exactly. Nope. The salt works as an exfoliant which seems to remove the bumps and then the coconut oil (in the scrub and then applied afterwards) smooths everything out. My skin is softer than its ever been. I have a toddler and our skin textures are now pretty comparable (not to brag). And my wife says she’s loving…

Hmm... they haven’t blocked yet. But the mixture is 1 part coconut oil to 3 parts epsom salt, so it’s very little oil with each shower (figure a handful all over each time). The mixture I make is really “sandy” feeling. The coconut oil just kinda holds it together.

Yes! I had this constant itch at the nape of my neck forever. My wife pointed it out and urged me to go to an allergist. The test was not fun, but I no longer appear to have lice all the time so YAY!

Okay, so here’s what I’ve done to combat my adult acne, crazy bumpy arm skin, and embarrassing redness:

My wife has been using Clinique’s dark spot corrector (pretty sure that’s what it’s called) on her sun spots and it’s really lightened them. And she’s definitely not committed to an everyday skin care regimen so I’m positive it’s gotta be legit.

Oh. Okay. Genuinely didn’t think it would really be about snails. Glad it’s working for you. Not sure it’s my jam. Sounds expensive. I’m kind of a simple girl. Coconut oil for everything always.

Googling “snail goop”. Brb.

Hahahahaha! My mother HATES Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner. So much, in fact, that when my high school theater program was putting on the play “The Man Who Came To Dinner” (a comedy, with not a single minority in the cast), she was convinced it was the former and refused to let me audition. Even when I told her it…

Ha! I sang 16 bars from “The Little Mermaid” at an audition for “The Sound of Music” once. I, too, did not get the part. Now I’m beginning to wonder what it is these community theatre punks are actually looking for.

I think the scene with the casket might be among the hardest things I’ve ever watched.

I just recall that she said something along the lines of “a rare case in which the remake is actually better than the original” and I didn’t press because I was 19 and took it as a statement more about how shitty the gift was (like I should’ve just found the 1959 version by itself).

Holy shit. Thank you thank you thank you!

Imitation is my mother’s favorite film, which has always perplexed me because she’s incredibly racist. That said, in the early 2000s, I bought her a DVD that included both the original and the remake. Her remarks about how the remake was truly the better version never really sank in until I read this article. Thank…

I counter: celebrity gossip is fake news. Politically charged lies released as facts is not fake news. It’s propoganda.

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