MORE STARS MORE STARS!!

Okay. We’re best friends now.

For the first time in my life, the idea of living anywhere referred to as “prairie” actually appeals to me. You got any extra rooms? We’re nice people. But our toddler is an asshole.

You’re just my type! When we flee, I’ll be in touch.

I did draw the line one time when I was on her ass about not having any knowledge (none whatsoever) of hip hop or R&B and she blamed it on her generation. I was all “Oh. Yeah. I forgot black people started making music in 1986.” That shut our game down for a while. But now we’re back up and running because I’ve…

Who’s buying?

Nothing’s better than friends!

My wife and I have a considerable age difference and we like to play a little game called “When you ____, I was ____” For us, it usually goes something like this “When you tripped acid for the first time, I was learning to use the big girl potty” or “When you had your first period, I was transferring my 401(k) into a…

THIS. YES. THIS. I downloaded a bunch of Sesame Street episodes to an iPad for a car trip earlier this year and I’ve gotten good at tuning them out while my daughter watches from the backseat. But then this song came on and I’m all craning my neck and like “IS THAT GODDESS INDIA LULLING ME INTO A TRANCE?” and yes it…

I was ready to hate her but then I read her statements and, I’ve got to admit, I am READDDDDYYY FOOOOOR LOOOOOOOVE.

I AM SO GLAD YOURE WATCHING THIS.

I’d just come out of the closet when Queer Eye premiered, along with a slew of other shows on Bravo that, honestly, saved my little teenaged TN heart from turning into coal. So on this one, My Favorite Finger, you and I disagree. In my opinion, if it keeps one kid from feeling like she’s lost in a world of “God will…

Right. Like, what’s this puddle of melatonin actually going to have the stamina to ruin?

Aw, thanks. She’s a baby badass.

Ha! She picked it herself. Ordinarily, I try to tone her down a bit. But today I was like “PERFECT”

FUCKING GO YOU! AND GO YOUR KID!

I wanted to make it to D.C. so desperately but it was clear that my own city could benefit from my activism. Here I am, and my dear child, a strong young woman whose will cannot be swayed even at this young age, and then the crowd at my local March in Asheville, NC.

I genuinely don’t know who Rogers is, but I’ll defend the action of moving away from people who tell me my chosen partner isn’t with me “for the right reasons” as it is literally no one else’s responsibility to determine the “right reason” someone should choose to be with me. That’s up for me to decide.

This is horrifyinger.

Look, I’ve been married twice. I’m actually currently married and I adore my spouse. We have a very nice life. We don’t struggle with finances the way the ex and I did. That said, should this marriage ever end, I’m marrying exclusively for money and travel opps.