I got an email today that Joanna’s going to be at The Comedy Cellar on Election Night. Kudos. It looks like such a fun line-up! I won’t be in the city but any Jezzies in NYC on the 8th should check it out.

I got a minute and seven seconds in and that’s all I could handle. Thanks. Now I’ma hafta subscribe to Donald Trump’s emails to re-freeze my heart.

Every time I think of her, I hear her voice say “Wanna Valium?” in Sordid Lives. I’m no longer even certain if this was her actual line, but my brain remembers it that way.

I think it was just a joke.

AIDY IS MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER.

Aint no shame. if I had the time/cash/reason, I’d have them craft an entirely new body in which I could step every morning.

Thank you. I was desperately searching through my brain files to try and conjure the memory of how I know that face/name. Here’s a star. I’ve infused it with love.

Oh! And good luck with your search, too!

Yeah.. My advice: spend a TON of time there. Like, every weekend for a few months. Find out if anything around there is actually applicable to your daily/weekly lives. We live half an hour from Target and 5 minutes from a really cute Main Street area with a ton of art galleries, nice restaurants, antique shops. Guess…

We lived in a really cool Urban area in Nashville before we moved to a small city south of Asheville to start a family. I thought it would be better to raise kids. What a mistake! Even in small ways (ease of grocery shopping, finding childcare, etc), moving outside of a large city has been a huge bummer. We’re trying…

Agreed. My face started to change shape last year. I went from a heart shape to a full circle. So not fair.

Love, I literally just cried for your false alarm. I live about an hour from this school and when I saw the news today, I immediately told my wife we have to move. Then I realized there’s nowhere (feasibly) that feels safe enough anymore. So then I just sat on the edge of the bed, watching the local news report,…

Oh? I didn’t even think plastic surgery. I was just thinking that it wasn’t her or that there was some weird contouring (that’s the word for the make-up trick women who actually have time to do their make-up use, right?) going on with her nose, but you’re probably right.

Every teen is awful. Most outgrow it .

They do this at my child’s DAYCARE. We learned (at a safety meeting just last night) that my child has been taught “quiet mouse”, in case they ever need to hide in a closet. While she was screaming in the restaurant today, I said “Can you be quiet mouse?” And she put her forefinger over her mouth and shut up real…

Didn’t read the book, but I commend your point about attractive people being too pretty to play a hot mess. In fact, if I were as pretty as she, I’d take the opportunity to be as terrible as I dare dream. I can only get away with 50% hot mess because I’m not entirely terrifying to look at. If I were full-on…

She’s very pretty, but that photograph looked nothing like her to me. I really thought it was someone else entirely that she was bragging about hanging out with.

Just stopped by to point out how cute the side-by-side photo of these two men is to me. Are they twins? I have no idea which is which, but the one on the right appears to have an eyebrow vacuum above his head. While the one on the left appears to prefer a ground-mounted eyebrow vacuum.

When I started seeing my wife, I had a futon mattress on the floor. My ex had moved and left literally nothing and I was poor without the extra income so I never replaced the bed. I must admit, it made certain sex scenarios much easier.

No. He’s an “artist”.