Yeah. I feel like you’ve got a point there. Her plan had been to bed the woman she was interested in and her best friend (also roommate) got jealous and involved herself. I don’t think it was ever planned to be a threesome. There were also drugs involved.*

My wife had a threesome with her best friend (with benefits kind-of scenario) and a woman she really wanted to date when she was 21. She recalled the story to me as “the least passionate experience of my life - just a ton of leg and arm dodging.” It also killed her chances of ever actually dating the woman she was…

I saw a documentary about the leader of a demo crew that worked on Parliament ...

Not buying it. She’s actually the mastermind of the whole thing. She’s the sixth robber! She’s wearing the uniform and the Buzzy Bee Gang traditional colors!!

Yes! I kept the same DVR for seven years just to not have to give up my recording of it. The cable tech was all “Um, ma’am, the problem here is that your device is too old to understand our current technology” and I was all “You can pry him from my cold, dead hands!”

But for me, personally, it’s Edward Norton. He could play a droll magician with an elvish accent and I’d watch that shit over and over again!

Correction: Edward Norton and Helen Bae Mirren.

My daughter was stung by a yellow jacket yesterday when she overturned an empty dog water bowl on a local brewery patio. She was having the time of her life, drawing with chalk on the cement floor one moment, the next moment I’m pulling the ass-end of a bug from her hand and rushing her to a pharmacy to figure out how…

Only if she's also Peter Thiel

This makes so much sense and sounds so useful. I forget about the need to call in sick. I’ve been working from home for 5 years now, so I haven’t had a sick day in 5 years. My company’s (unwritten but strongly encouraged) theory for WFH employees is this: You call in sick so you don’t spread your disease. If you can…

That makes sense. I had a boss that I texted once. Then I married her (seriously, she's my baby mama). Bosses can be so much fun.

You text your boss???

But, in sincerity and without jokes this time: I had this. When I was 18, I fell madly in love with a woman who would dip in and out of my life. This was before texting, so it was mostly email and an occasional “oh, I’m sorry, I accidentally called you but I meant to call my sister” phone call. This went on for a…

I want to hear someone’s voice. I want to hear their desire. How does text convey tone? Is THAT what the eggplant emoji is about?

You’ve raised a good point. What happens to these high-functioning geniuses when they actually do fail at something for the first time? I have a real problem with the amount of encouragement the average middle class kid gets. WHAT ABOUT DOOGIE HOWSER? How hard is that fall?

I’m probably just old, but the thought of someone who sets up dates via text makes my stomach turn. If he’s not polite enough to actually put forth a smidge of effort, he’s not worth your time.

Sorry, love. If you're in the WNC area, we could hang. I'm lonely here too. xoxo