I had a stint with a raw food diet in my twenties. So, not exclusively fruit, but basically. And I felt amazing. Truly amazing. I was thin and my hair gleamed and my skin glowed and I had those good Oprah poops.
The only selfies I can appreciate are ones that feature cheese. You got any of those cheese ones?
I'm so glad you pointed that out. I missed him entirely. I was too busy wildly shaking and nervously giggling to spot his brief cameo.
Aaaaaand I just realized those sunglasses look identical to the gas station pair I snagged during my vacation last year (and am wearing in my kinja profile pic). But mine were super affordable, $8, and super important as I was in FL and had forgotten to bring sunglasses with me.
Permission granted. I’m probably too lazy for this anyway, so we’ll end up dressed in newspaper or last year’s half-ass costumes again.
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice.
I'm actually considering making Halloween costumes out of snapchat filters for my whole family now. Only problem is, I don't have snap chat. I could probably image search and find some good ones.
The allure of these sunglasses? They give you that snapchat filter effect, but in real life. Seriously, all of these photos look like the people aren’t wearing these sunglasses, like they’ve been photoshopped onto their faces.
YOU’RE MY FAVORITE SONG!! More stars!
It looks like she totally did and I find that adorable.
This is my Monday through Thursday, 9:00 to 5:00 look and I’m neither rich nor a stay-at-home mom (though I am a mom and I only leave the house to take the kid to and from daycare most days). I work from home and am chained to an office chair most of my day. There’s no point in wearing heels and a pencil skirt when my…
Don’t know how much additional light I can shed, but I’ll try: I’m from Nashville and a gay lady. I had a decade-long relationship with a woman who worked in a bar that was frequented by someone who claimed a relation to Dolly (niece, maybe?). Once, I think (but wasn’t there to confirm because I rarely went to bars…
I swear I’m not making this up: I did the exact same thing a few years ago. Driving down the street, spotted a giant stuffed black bear, made my wife pull a U-turn, buckled that $5 find into the backseat of our jeep and took it home for my Great Dane. Eventually, we had to toss it because it didn’t fit in the washer…
Re-title this “Jezebel Loves Gene” for all the 1980s cool kid points.
Ha! I did actually get stretch marks on the tops of my thighs and boobs. I don’t know if being thin was really what I meant. I meant more that some people seem to have less tone in their midsections and maybe that’s why the don’t seem to get stretch marks (on their tummies). Even at my thinnest (size 0, high school),…
I’ve always had a stretchy stomach with no tone whatsoever. I can have a flat tummy in the morning until breakfast kicks in and then by bedtime I look pregnant again. I’m telling you this because I actually had no stretch marks from my pregnancy (and did literally nothing to avoid them). So maybe the people who don’t…
I had to read this headline three times (the third time verrrrrry slowly, and aloud) to figure out what all of those words meant together.