Okay. I read it. You're totally right. That was painful. I got a chill.

Aw, thanks. I’m not very familiar with his movies but I always enjoy his interviews. Gotta check out that interview!

I've always thought we were.

Not sure why so many Jezzies don’t like him. I think this is a cute story. Reminds me of the time I accidentally texted my realtor a photo of myself with a pile of cookies on my head alongside the caption “3 glasses of wine and I’m DTF: down to fig newton” and he never responded.

I tend to block traumatic events from my memory. So it's 1999, right?

Oh yeah. I was definitely too young. It was so dark and emotions were flowing with no context (for a child that age). It wasn’t until I was older and watched it with some clarity and sage that I was able to grasp the magnitude and importance of this film. So, yeah.. For a decade, this movie was just “the one with that…

I know this does an incredible injustice to the beauty of this wonderful film, but I cannot remove from my mind that watching it as a kid was the first time I ever saw a penis. That it was Harvey Keitel’s penis is probably my root.

When I saw the previews and title, I automatically assumed the word “Bad” here was meant more in the way that southern women talk about how they’re going to eat dessert: “Let’s be baaaaad”. Which I also hate.

Goddamn, this was a good piece. I found myself actually laughing aloud one minute and then tearing up the next.

Dammit. You beat me to it!

THIS. ALL THE STARS FOR THIS.

You’re the only one who truly understands me.

Trevor: a woman’s perspective: She's over the amount of time it takes to maintain her long locks. It's hot. Showering takes forever. Do you have kids? If so, showers are cut short, even when we do have amazing support. Buy her a gift card to a really good stylist in your area. Google it. Find someone AMAZING. Tell her…

When someone says something hate-fueled or outright my ignorant to me, henceforth, I will now just shout in their face “MUTED” and you are my inspiration. Thank you. xoxo

I'd take $5 Mil to perform at the RNC. They'd hate my voice though. It's shrill.

LET’S DO THIS NOW! Would Ron Swanson be our “First Laddie”?

“but they’re not sure why”

I’ve been known to travel with an extra suitcase to fill with wine. I always check it on the flight home. I can’t believe they stole your peanut butter but my wine has always arrived safely at my destination. Jerks. You must by the expensive stuff and I must have really shitty taste in wine.

I’m packing for Kristen Bell, too!