I like everything this group stands for. Except that part about abortions. They lost me there.

I’m not angry at you. I did also say that I bought the blue bib. That was the precursor to the story of the shop and its owner. My response in all caps was to the idea that the genius bib could only be made in blue. Make sense?

Kudos to Scottie: standing up for all those often-overlooked white men! Boys CAN be presidents too! And maybe, one day, Americans will band together and elect their first male president!

The store was divided in two sections: Boys / Girls. My little girl does wear blue. I think you're missing the point. Likely intentionally.

I think the small business store owner has ultimate buying power. She can decide if she’s going to include a line of bibs that repress the idea that little girls can be geniuses as well. And these bibs, mind you, were very definitely handmade. She very well might be making those items herself. And, long story, but we…

I buy my daughter clothes from the “boy” section all the time. She has a bib that says “Little Genius” in navy blue because the girls’ option said “Little Princess” and neither of her mothers are queens. When I pointed it out to the owner of the store, she (yes! a woman!!) said “Parents of little girls just don’t buy…

All of the aforementioned shows feel like a 21st century take on theatre of the absurd: “It’s all bleak. Everything sucks. Don’t you see it? Here’s what we’ve done to ourselves!” (except Seinfeld, which you’ve convinced me I’ve not given a fair shot, so I’m planning to actually watch this time to see if I can relate…

*chants* MORE DICK PICS! MORE DICK PICS!

Oh, that hurts my heart! I love Difficult People! I really do. Maybe you’re “reading” it wrong? To me, as much as the show takes to task the absurdity in everyone we encounter in our daily lives, the real magnifying glass is pointed at the protagonists. They do a great job of pointing out the inner asshole in all of…

I’ll be drinking all of Firefly.

Crush that speed bump.

Benefit of the doubt: happy tears.

Your explanation is far more understandable than the one I got before. My wife (not a RI native, but her best friend growing up was fron there, I dunno) just informed me it’s pronounced “wa-hick” but she says “the H is kind of silent. Not exactly silent. Maybe more like its a hint at an H”. In other words, I’ll never…

In other news, I just discovered I’ve been pronouncing “Warwick” wrong the entire term of my existence.

Glad we're on the same page.

I thought the dentist app was called “Grindng”

The woman on the right is terrifying. I don’t fuck with anybody who’s crazy enough to TATTOO THEIR UNDERARM. I cry if I get a tiny razor cut there.

The real slap in the face: This happened on what was, by far, the best hair day of her life. AmIright, ladies?

He looks (now) like a former boss I had at a publishing company who was actually really cruel. With that in mind, it would be a hate fuck, but I’d do it anyway.

Huh?