I mean Lincoln is cool and all (emancipation, his whole vampire hunting career) but I’d rather Running Antelope, than you!

Absolutely insane that terrorist attacks in the West would resonate with people in the West. I just can’t fathom it.

Probably to prevent a panic. Imagine thousands of Parisians getting alerts that their shit is blowing up around them and suddenly you’ve got a crowd crisis. Tens of thousands pushing towards the exit, peopling getting literally crushed to death, trampled upon, families losing children. Were they safer in the stadium?…

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

You have a giant snake, named Bukkake, on a giant Groot. You basically have nobody in your life to tell you “no”.

This is the same country where otherwise sane people believe the moon landing was faked, Obama is Kenyan, vaccines cause autism, and our food supply is poisoned by corporations.

Guys...

Sure. There are dozens of things to sue the Sperm Bank for that don’t involve telling you daughter that her skin color is making your life hell.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Kim Davis’ understanding of religious freedom is seriously flawed. The marriage license only indicates that the couple has met the legal requirements to qualify for marriage. It does NOT confer religious acceptance of the marriage, so her religion isn’t being violated as far…

He’s not so much criticizing the lack of realism, as he is criticizing the lack of internal consistency. Imagine watching Justice League and suddenly batman starts to fly. We’re watching a movie in which several characters can fly, but that doesn’t mean we’re ok with just everybody flying: batman is a billionaire…

“An officer discharged his weapon and struck the suspect.” Could you possibly state that with any less connection between cause and effect? It’s like they were totally surprised at the results of shooting a gun at someone.

Yes let’s. If a white psychopath who went on a mass shooting spree in a movie theater can see his day in court, so should’ve this kid.

I kinda want to order 100 of them at the same time as separate orders and see if UPS calls me pissed off because some delivery trucks packages imploded.

As an American, I must point out that it’s us that are terrible, not humans universally.

My mastiffs are very different. The small 100 pounder loves me so much she cries a bit when I come home. She loves to put her paws on my shoulders and give me kisses. She also enjoys hugs when I bend down and wrap my arms around her. She would never think of leaving the yard without me, when it was only her I didn’t…

You are correct.