The conversation we were having was in regards to the many people who wanted a soldier to win the courage award, despite the fact that the ESPYs are sports awards. Lauren Hill won the Best Moment award, her parents were honored on stage at the show, and Mrs. Hill said that her family did not agree with the criticism…

She thanked the person videotaping it. Doesn’t sound like someone that was the one being combatitive, does it?

Sandra Bland was a friend of one of my Facebook friends so I’ve been watching this story slowly gaining momentum. I’m very hopeful that by the weekend people will know Sandra Bland’s name.

The epitome of class.

“How many soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”

Yeahhhh it seems most of their money goes to paying salaries and “awareness.” Who isn't aware that my tits could get cancer? That theirs could too? No one except small children

This was my first thought.

That’s kinda what I thought too, that Komen was super overrated?

Okay so I want to be all feminist enraged...but Komen is shit...

Man, the endorphin rush that comes with reading such a righteously furious and intelligent post like this is wonderful.

I feel so embarrassed for those people. They have no idea how uncouth they’re being. Like, they seriously don’t know how humiliated they should feel for demanding more free shit on top of the free shit they were already given.

This goes for the ladies, too! I waited in line for a bathroom and sat down in some nasty woman’s pee. I shouted “Oh, COME ON. Pee IN the toilet.” before thinking. Finished my business and went to wash my hands. Looked up in the bathroom mirror. Caught the horrified eyes of the lady who had been in the toilet before…

This was brilliantly written. I felt your pain. I laughed with you. I cried with you! And then, “Yanni on an endless loop,” I recoiled in horror with you.

Ever heard of the Entertainment Book? It’s a collection of discounts for restaurants, hotels, attractions and the like. I worked at a ski resort in the Vail Valley. It wasn’t quite ski-in, ski-out, but it was a short walk to the lifts. Here’s the thing… Vail has a summer season. Summer season can be slow, so some…

Venti half-caff, half soy half half-and-half, triple shot, carmel in the cup, two thirds chai, one third latte with 5 pumps of sugar free vanilla, 3 hazelnut, two mocha, 1.5 white mocha, whipped cream in a rosette pattern, whispered lovingly to by a virgin in a monogrammed thermos.

Chili and beer for lunch was a bad idea.

Once, someone was ordering a LARGE number of coffees or something for their office. Something like $200, and it was going to take a while. I offered to make them a free drink, since they were nice and being patient and stuff like that. BIG MISTAKE, as they took a deep breath, and starting going down the “venti…

There’s nothing, and its actually very nice/clam and not scary (I’ve died and been brought back 3 times in my life). One second you’re there and the next you’re being brought back and in the ER/on the ground with paramedics, there is no in between and nothing happens while you’re dead. You’re not like, oh I’m going to…

Ever been on a long road trip through the Western US? Dead zones everywhere, even along major highways in some areas.

Youze haz a sad? We help? Boop.