Awwwww. One of my pups, Buster, is absolutely amazing at sensing when I’m upset. He’s not at all a lap dog and he hates being carried (he’s only 14 pounds, but he’s a BIG DOG, and he will thank you not to forget it), but he can always tell when I’m upset, and he always comes running to curl up on my lap. And sometimes…

Did someone say kitties?

So, I just finished my last day at a job that paid well, but drove me to tears multiple times a week, and had me so stressed that I’ve been not sleeping and experiencing headaches and nausea all the time. I have a new job that I begin Monday, and while it is with a company I really want to work for, I’m going to be…

And when she won the first Serena Slam, all four wins came against her sister in the final. There was a time not so long ago that tennis was completely dominated by two proud black women from Compton, and the exceedingly racist WTA couldn’t do shit about it. It was glorious, and it’s probably the greatest American…

See, and this is the infuriating thing.

I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.

I feel like this was probably rumspringa for service dogs: he was taking his last chance to misbehave before commiting to a life of caring service and dignified sacrifice to help those in need.

“EAT YOUR SHAME CREATIONS IN SOLITUDE LIKE THE REST OF US, FREAK!”*

Some of these customers really need to learn when to keep stuff private. Like raw cake batter...whip up a cake mix and eat it at home. Hell, a lot of the brownie batter doesn’t make into the pan when I bake. Want to suck straight caramel sauce out of the jar or bag? Do so at home, treat yo self. You can even find…

I’m not sure how to react to the fact that I apparently have groupies in Beaverton, OR.

I miss buying booze from the government. I used to live in Connecticut and the state run liquor stores had everything. It was good and it was cheap.

As someone who is seriously allergic to cashews - screw this mother!

The difference with your stories is that all the parties were aware of what was going to happen and were in agreement.

When my wife and I got married we had a destination wedding in Rome, Italy. Her best friend since like 7th grade was going to be her Maid of Honor. She did not do one thing to help with the planning and then to boot 2 months b/4 the wedding said she couldn’t go the wedding and therefore couldn’t be the MOH in Rome.…

Exactly. Mariah Carey does this all the time. She’s by no means fat, but keeps insisting on wearing garments two sizes too small for the size and shape she actually is - because I guess she thinks if she can get into that size, she is that size - and the end result is that she looks three times bigger than she is.

Yup. I don’t what exactly it is, but this is definitely true. It’s either that men just assume everything they have to say is interesting to everybody (surprise! it’s not!), or that they spend most of their days surrounded by the expectation that men aren’t supposed to be chatty, and they come home and never stop…

“Women make decisions based on their emotions”.

See, the thing about the “Taylor Swift is a Robot built by an evil, and yet surprisingly prone to bitchy infighting, corporation” joke is that I’ve done it so many times that, really, nobody should find it funny, least of all me. I barely remember why it started.

I have also watched from the beginning and I’m in complete agreement with your aunt! Worst season. We’ve already had to suffer through two elections with Peter, then they threw another one in. I keep hoping the The Good Wife will become The Divorcee though!

I frankly find Marguiles the least interesting part of that show. I watch it when it comes on after Madam Secretary but my aunt has been watching from the beginning. She wasn’t a fan of this season. She didn’t like the Election story that went no where. Frankly since i’m learning as j watch I find characters like…