The full quote of Chris Pratt talking about his wife gave me so many feelings.

Ugh. Are you kidding me? This woman resists arrest and if I remember correctly, hit a police officer while trying to resist yet she walks away scott free. But the black kid is hiding from the cops? White privilege is a bitch.

1) I thought this was in Lousiana, so thanks for straightening that out.

When I was 16, a freshman at my high school died after choking. We'll never know of he committed suicide or of he was trying to play that fucking game himself but hate every single person that thinks it's funny to play. We were a small school so everyone was absolutely wrecked. Why do teens do this shit*???

Omfg yes. I needed this. Had a woman call in screaming about her wireless cable box not working. I ask her how far her modem is from her box and she goes (in a super redneck voice) “LISTEN, mah house is lahk...2,500 SQUARE FEET, OKAAY?!” So I ask again and she responds with “500 feet!”

This is one of the things that drives me bananas about Subway. They advertise special sandwiches with specific meat, sauce and veggie combos, then if you order that special sandwich by name, you still have to walk the sandwich maker through exactly what you want on your seemingly pre-defined sandwich.

That’s not quite fair. My college boyfriend’s family went on and on about how much they looked forward to Christmas crackers, and how they’d make sure I got a Christmas cracker, and and ever showed me pictures of them sitting around wearing paper crowns, saying “See! Crackers are so fun!” and I was so excited for the…

Places where they call the mayo “aioli”

I will bet you cash money that he’s one of those people who think their dates all go horribly “because women aren’t into nice guys.”

She set a trap for the cat, lured it into it, breaking its leg, THEN shot it with an arrow. Fuck her and I’m glad she is getting the internet retribution she so richly deserves.

My mother-in-law is horrifically irresponsible about fixing her animals (growing up my husband saw them have multiple litters of puppies and kittens, luckily her new husband fixes all their animals) and when my husband and I first started dating she had this female Siamese cat that was so obnoxious we called it…

Man, Jezebel, what’s the point of jumping on this now? It’s already been discussed to death on Gawker (with horrible picture) and on Groupthink (without).

Many years ago, someone on the City Council of the town where I grew up became fixated on the feral cats who lived downtown. The council enacted an ordinance to remove them because they were a “nuisance.” I don’t know what they did with them, but I can guess. Fast forward a few months and suddenly downtown is overrun…

Farm life is different, but there are some points you’re glossing over here:

a.) It is, in fact, possible to care about more than one thing at a time. I am absolutely outraged by police brutality and murder of persons of color. Way more outraged by that than this cat. That doesn’t mean I don’t think it is also fucked up that a vet would hunt stray cats for sport w a bow and arrow and post…

Did you hear about the people that set fire to a quokka and thought it was no big deal? What the fuck kind of person finds joy in abusing and killing animals? (Answer: sociopaths, I know.)

now when I vote for Hillary I get to say FUCK YOU LARRY UPRIGHT, YOU ROTTING CORPSE

Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.

Women are often “crazy” until it turns out they’re “stupid.”

1. Seems it did raise red flags which was why she was investigating his facebook page. It’s not impossible she suspected something before but didn’t have the evidence she needed. She may have even talked her self (perhaps with his assistance) into thinking she was being paranoid or overly jealous.