I feel I have to add this in as well:

i love sick mom burns. my mom lays them on me all the time. my sister, who is married, was admiring the diamond ring my mom inherited from her great grandma, and said that she wanted it when my mom dies (we are the most morbid family). my mom told her “this goes to veronica lodge superfan because you already have a…

This is gold. Fed up service industry workers really do have some of the sickest burn skills.

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Now I have the Jojo song stuck in my head.... and I'm not mad about it.

I would be MUCH more aflutter over a tweet from James Marsters to his “Buffybot”.

The Pinkham thing is that someone dug up his old Livejournal (and I think tumblr?) and found some comments that were racially and culturally insensitive and - in some people’s opinion, not mine - misogynistic. I thought the worst one was when he said he didn’t like the way Spanish sounded, especially U.S. “ghetto…

When I was single and got a third cat, I joked that it was the sign that I’d officially given up on finding love. Then I met a man with three cats. We became the feline Brady Bunch. :)

My dog ate the yellow pages once. It was a nightmare. As I was leaving for work I noticed the stupid yellow pages on my porch so I dropped it just inside the door to later drop in the recycling bin when I got back. I came home to thousands upon thousands of bits of yellow pages scattered throughout the living room and…

Hell, I can't even come out as celibate, done with dating and relationships, and never ever going to have kids. Ever....

A mouse once managed to get into my enclosed front porch. My two Siamese were out there. They screamed to be let in. I have never heard a cat scream in terror like that. When I opened the door to let them in, they had plastered themselves against it. I thought for sure it must have been a huge rat to get that…

Try getting anyone to believe that you have a black eye because your cat knocked a bottle off a shelf and onto your bed while you were sleeping. Everyone kept nodding, giving me pitying looks, and surreptitiously handing me a card with info about domestic abuse.

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I'm amazed this hasn't already been posted. Perhaps everyone else has better taste than me (pun unintended).

I don’t know why I love this so much but I do and now I ship this pairing with so much intensity.

This is the effect of having two different viewpoints (one informed and one uninformed).... for most people, there are behaviors that are now generally agreed upon as “bad” such as owning people, lynching people, and yes, viewing normal human diversity as exotic and/or humorous. It is jarring to have people reiterate…

Really? I want to have sex with him. We’ll have to agree to disagree.

I just came back from afternoon at the sugar shack with all my very large and supportive group of friends (we are all family) and I absolutely adore each and every of their lovely adorable children.