Worst place I ever got sick was camping in the Sierra Mountains with my family. After a week of camping, on our last night, I was struck with a really nasty stomach bug. We had spent the afternoon drinking margaritas, so when the first wave of nausea hit, I thought it was the tequila. But no. How I wish it had been…

Alright, I’ve never posted anything on Jez but I can’t resist this one-

I think I’ve got the creme de la creme. When I was 12, my family took a trip to Disneyworld. The first day there we did the usual rides, food, etc. (Tower of Terror is the shit!!!!). While waiting in line for The Great Movie Ride I started getting a little groin pain. At first I thought I just really needed to pee.…

YEAH! This resonated with me, after being a slave to my long hair for most of my life. Everyone around me swore I had to keep it long forever, because they all loved it I guess. But they didn't have to live with it. I grew it long as a child, and then pretty much never cut it (except split ends, and even that gave me…

Hi are you me? Same. My hair is waist length. I wash it twice a week, spray it with a leave in conditioner, and that's it. I twist it up into a bun to sleep and in the morning it's nice and voluminous and pretty, and if it's not I put it back up. Or braid it! Or a ponytail! Or a bun! Any number of things! When I had a…

For what it is worth, I go between short and long hair every few years, and find short hair to be way higher maintenance. Cutting hair every 6 months vs. 6 weeks makes a huge difference. I usually need product on short, but not long hair (I have pretty straight hair). I can't do a pixie, because I have a nevus…

THIS IS FALSE! I have crazy thick hair, that grows quickly and a VERY round face. If I cut my hair short, I would have to go to the stylist every month and since my hair is so thick, I would spend (and have spent when I had short hair) a SUPER long time fucking with it. Long hair allows me to pull my hair back into…

This really depends on your hair type. Mine's super-fine and straight, and shorter styles on me need waaay more maintenance than longer - volumizing products, blow-dry, often a curling iron just to make it look like anything. Oh, and I have to wash every day, as every bit of scalp oil (and I don't even have oily…