Some typos are too good for this world.

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Down by the river
I shot my baby
Down by the river,
I shot her, but if guns were banned I would’ve just used a knife or something else and also this is really a mental health issue.

His baby wouldn’t be dead, down by the river, if she had a gun.

It’s amazing that despite being one of the most hated figures in America, Dana Loesch finds time to hate back on an individual basis..

Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
That guns don’t kill people. People kill people.

That moment when the older people realize that all of the “kids” staring into their phones are actually communicating with each other? Priceless.

The trick is buy them in November.

I’ve been searching everywhere for one of those, but if you think I’m paying Crate & Barrel prices, no sir.

First, no one is seriously talking about banning guns. Regulation and banning are two different things.

No, because the “you can take my gun from my cold, dead hands” types are ultimately cowards.

These companies are clearly in the pockets of Big Not Wanting to Die!

“I think he saw that there’s a certain absurdity in everything, like in trying to figure out the laws of the universe or silly Simpsons stories.”

This one hurts. But...doctors gave him 2 years to live in the 60s, and he said, “fuck you, I’m gonna science for another 5 decades bitches,” and then he wrote the laws on Black Holes, developed equations that make my head hurt, and inspired fuck knows how many kids and adults to take an interest in science. What a…

Larry Flynt is right! You guys stink!

well fuck

Well, shit. I’ll probably drink whiskey and listen to Ziggy Stardust tonight. Granted, I do that most every night. But now I have a reason.

Is this what it felt like for people when Einstein died.

Growing up in the 80's as a disabled kid who was really really into science, I cannot overstate how much of an inspiration Hawking was to me.

Nah, Skyrim was dope. Sorry you didn’t like it.