Honestly, my hope is that Stormy/Stephanie describing her husbands dick on national TV will be the final straw for Melania, and we the first in-office divorce. Let’s see how the evangelicals handle that.

They probably did not watch Adaptation in the safe house either.

in russia, dick sucks you!

I know people who are exactly like that, but just about farting.

Kevin’s slow mental breakdown was definitely a highlight, and the fact that the thing that broke him was finding out that Jake didn’t show him the only 2 nic cage movies he might have remotely enjoyed was perfect.

The “Whom I saw at the library” part was a nice touch.

A lot of the Jake-Kevin stuff landed, but my favorite bits were Rosa at the hairdresser (even though she doesn’t like anyone touching her head), especially screaming in horror when she first sees herself as a blonde, and then playing it off as being excited.

That’s cause “Jesse Hassenger” is your pen name, Rhys Smythe-Jones!

“Maybe the washed-out cinematography is supposed to help with that. Instead, it succeeds primarily in making an already-white movie look whiter still. Even the sky looks Caucasian” and “as if directors Andrew and Jon Erwin have primarily experienced other movies out of the corner of their eye, or in bits and pieces at…

Of course, many of the earliest pilgrims were Puritan Calvinists. I’m sure many Europeans at the time were happy to see those assholes leave their shores.

you made me think of this scene from mtm:

And Kevin Sorbo plays the atheist, with Stephen Baldwin as the comic relief. BTW, I couldn’t remember which Baldwin was the real zany religious one. So, I googled “The Stupid Baldwin” and BAM Stephen came right on top. 

Actually, That Thing You Do is a frickin’ great song. To carry the movie, it needs to sound like it would have been a gigantic hit in the early 60's, and it does. Brilliant songwriting by Adam Schlesinger.

>born-agains have no sense of humor

Aw, bless. :)

A white American general sciences

I remember catching one with Gary Busey back in the day. Had to do with the rapture, but I just thought of it as “Gary Busey: The Movie.”

As a Londoner, I am starved for video game material about the city of my bir-

When this ad came out, I wanted to kick boomers in the balls