Jesus, I’d forgotten Cavemen.

So... no Womannix?

Is it weird I want a buddy show with Jameela Jamil and Hannah Simone where they’re both alternately the straight person and the comic relief?

While the casting of a woman in an iconic male role is somewhat progressive, I’m told it will be undercut by the show’s updated title, The Greatest American Hero (For a Girl).

I’d market the f**k out of a familial diss like this.

Can someone get me their address so I can send them the Mother’s and Father’s Day cards that their son will not be sending them this year?

I hope the Xmas card present he receives from his parents next year, after his embarrassing loss to T-bals, is just a picture of bullshitt with no text.

“My opponent’s parents think you should vote for me” strikes me as about the most perfect line you could deliver in a Midwestern political campaign.

“I’m a conservative today not because I was born one, but because of the experience I earned as a Marine in combat, my experience as a husband and father, my choice to be a Christian, the schools I chose to attend and the decision to pursue the career that I have”

I’ve been hardly working at my London job, making no dough and feeling blue. Coincidentally, after reading this article, I’m contemplating impulsively buying a round trip ticket to New York in April. To go on holiday. It happens to be when Rachel Bloom and the cast will be performing in the city, but that’s not why…

Now think about him in that skiing outfit.
Stupid sexy Chris Evans.

You’re with your baby
And you’re parked alone
On a summer night
You’re deep in love
But you’re deeper in the woods
You think you’re doin’ alright

I watched it, but still didn’t get it...then I realized I’d turned Annotations off. Also I was supposed to watch parts 11 and 18 simultaneously, right?

“To the mattresses” “Vig Dicks” “One, Two right in the kisser” “The Sopranals”

It’s got nothing on ‘Goodfellatios’.

“A Cut Of The Asshole Action” sounds like a mob themed porn parody.

I think Batman Returns does, albeit subtly and subtextually, address what it means for Bruce Wayne, a man who has dedicated his entire life to fighting crime, to have finally defeated the man who killed his parents, as well as his newfound ability to mimic turntable scratches with a CD.

Don’t stan so close to me!

Do you remember how many variant covers of Batman #1 there were? DC was absolutely shameless and they were all the exact same - the yellow Batman logo with different coloured fluorescent backgrounds. People were buying sealed copies of each in the hopes that someday they would be worth a fortune. This would become…

The most amazing part of Burton’s Batman movies was how he absolutely nailed down what Gotham City “should” look like. The Gotham setting was one of my favorite parts of waiting in line for Batman: The Ride at Great America. Also, I’ll point out that while The Animated Series is still arguably the ultimate Batman…