And it will look like a penis.

Hey, I watched that show as an assistant professor! Okay, ostensibly I watched it to have something to talk about with my niece who was obsessed with it for a couple of years, but I continued to watch it even after she moved on to other shows.

“For somebody who is supposedly a mad genius I’m not seeing much of the genius.” — Shego on Dr. Drakken being an idiot again.

“Just Wear Her Down, Man”—a new comedy, this fall at 8/7c on CBS!

He should just keep his political messaging short and sweet, like his alter-ego Aldous Snow:

What blows my mind is that as soon as you stop being useful to Trump he throws you overboard and drives to your house to fuck your wife. But Republicans are sticking with him and buying this “loyalty” shit even though Trump is now a political anchor. He stopped Hillary from becoming President and he signed the tax…

In closing, Clint Eastwood is a Land of Contrasts.

How is the french Jeremy Renner different from ours?

Where is Clit Eastwood? Can anyone even find him?

It cooks perfect bacon. That is all. That is enough.

I wonder if there's any mileage in a charity shop bingo app, where you can compete with your friends to be the first to find and cross off the greats of vinyl detritus: James Last, Herb Alpert, Richard Clayderman, Nana Mouskouri, Klaus Wunderlich… dammit now if I can just find a copy of My Fair Lady I've got a full…

Woks are mad versatile and definitely a good "tier two" kitchen purchase, same as a mandoline. I'm thinking more about your first tier home cook, first apartment kind of thing, or alternately those poor souls that watch too much food network and decide to learn to cook as a mid life crisis thing. To go with my…

I can't spell Lolita without lol.

At least a third of the signatures on the Declaration of Independence are just "Sully."

So you're saying that knowing is half the batter?

'something that is good for a dorm room — even if nothing else — isn't "shitty," but good at the right time, in the right place'

I've also done this. Grilling steaks in the snow, rain, wind-so-hard-it-blows-out-the-flame is oddly satisfying. And plus you get a tasty steak out of the deal. Fuck you, Mother Nature!

America makes a lot more sense once you realize it owes its existence a bunch of rich Massholes who got all buzzed and fighty.

Based on the fact that a lot of the criticism revolves around a model that is no longer made, I would say yes.

Was this repudiation of the Foreman grill also collecting dust in a thrift-shop graveyard?