In fact, forget the blackjack and reviews!*

Ellen Wong is pretty tiny.

Cheese it!

Gona mail him a Happy Barack Obama Day card? Throw the "Hussein" in there while you're at it.

You can't get rid of the clam. The clam's your heart.

From this moment forth, I will be know as **parts shrub, reads name on mural** Sean Jay O'Neal!

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

I'm rooting for Kaep to get on an NFL roster, but Cutler was a good choice for Miami. He played under Adam Gase for a year, so he can get up to speed quickly. It was a good year for him, not a lot of pass yards, but he cut down on interceptions and had his highest career passer rating and yards per attempt. He's not…

Save us, Dragon Jesus!

When my friends played Mortal Kombat, I would just watch. I'd join them in sports games like NBA Jam, which was kinda fun. But Goldeneye was so great. Even though I wasn't as good at video games, I could be competitive while having tons of fun. And once in a while, we'd try one kill slapping only for shits and giggles.

"…one problem with the job is boredom with the non-risky majority of the work, much of it standing around waiting for something to happen."

*4 months ago*

Ugh, that someone like her has a name so close to the B52s' great Kate Pierson depresses me.

I remember how funny I found Bull, when he told Dan that his sports car was destroyed by a train.

Much like Fox News ratings. Which is why I wonder if the NRA and Fox News secretly work to get a Democrat in the White House, while supporting Republicans for Congress. But things went very badly this time.

Titans take the AFC South this year. Even if Luck stays healthy and Houston gets decent QB play somehow.

I can't help but find her confidently awkward dancing super endearing.

This Simon and Garfunkel shared cinematic universe sure came out of nowhere, didn't it?

"Frankenstein!"

Assuming the celibacy for nuns and priests includes no masturbation, either, then yeah, it ain't good for people.