I know, he used to be a relatively articulate piece of human garbage.

Maybe it was "decimated", as in "reduced by one tenth". Because of all the fluids she lost.

*sigh*

Tell him that he actually has money invested in medical practices that do transgender surgeries. We could potentially undo quite a bit of damage he's done if we convince him he has various business ties.

Dammit, you had the perfect opportunity to write "all you Les Wynans ought to do more thinking and less whining", and you blew it.

That last one isn't far off from Trial & Error.

They'd almost certainly be pulling in tons of viewers if Hillary had won, because they could continue to screech about the awful Democrat in the White House and how they're ruining this country. If they were smart, they'd work behind the scenes to get Democrats in power (President and maybe even the Senate). For all I…

"The outrage machine decided to hate it and no one ever bothered to consider why…"

Did he hold out his hand for McCain to shake, then quickly pull it back and run it through the hair on his side?

A mere fraction of a Trump.

“Why risk my life for someone who doesn’t know what they are?”

That's one powerful boner.

You're doing God's work, Pliny.

The daughter's college-age, so presumably 18 or older, but her 19 year old boyfriend must be pressuring her into these activities because someone her age wouldn't be interested? Is it just she can't imagine her daughter being into this, or young women in general?

I also can't resist leggy redheads…

Milwaukee, pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" is Algonquin for "the good land".

But Emma Stone in a tennis skirt has a decent shot.

Between "BASEketball' and "Jane Austen's Mafia!", I can't help but laugh at scenes where naked men are framed from the waist up, implying that their giant erect penes are knocking shit over.

"You pressed you, referring to me, that is incorrect. The correct answer is you."

Or show a nipple.