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That made me laugh, but also made me sad that something Trump-related could remind me of the Traveling Wilburys.

"y'all"

House of Pain, and … that's it.

And when Donald Trump says you'll look like a dope, he really knows what he's talking about.

Whose heart? They ain't got one.

Idiotking's here? Hi Idiotking!

They reused that line for when Homer returned to his hippie roots."from now on, I'm no longer Homer J Simpson! I'm *parts bushes, reads graffiti* Homer Jay Simpson!"

Is it "23" in honor of Michael Jordan or Lebron James? Also, what's up with "wetbutt"?

I'm sorry no links were posted…

♫ With a rebel Pence, she* cried "More, more, more!" ♫

"Run Jules! Run like Tom Cruise!"

"Dear Die Hard, you rock."

People in a healthy, happy relationship are more likely to enter a serious relationship soon after their partner's death, than someone stuck in a relationship that made them both miserable until one of them died. Which makes sense if you think about it. I get the nagging "shouldn't he grieve a little more" feeling,

Hey, American Dad did an episode on this very subject, and things went so much worse than with you.

No, Trump didn't have Russian prostitutes piss on him. He merely had them piss on a bed because the Obamas had slept in it, while he watched. Which is mean and petty and much worse than indulging in a fetish that doesn't hurt anyone.

Jack should be my middle name. And…my first and last name.

"ooooooaaaAH!" *reverse-defenestrates self*

He couldn't get a job in a patent office.

"You could make good money if you were the manly mixture of strong and fat we called beefy."

"warsh"?