Hey, don't forget the Soros money!

Absolutely no foot fetishes, otherwise…

Not only did I learn about Nancy Wilson and Cameron Crowe just now, I found out today that before she was with John McEnroe, Patty Smyth was married to Richard Hell.

Hell, I have no dependents or debts, so I don't even need the $50,000 free life insurance I get from work. It's going to my brother (for my nephew and niece), his second wife (for my ex step-niece), and my single-mom friend (for her preteen whom I love like my own daughter).

"That's our signal, men! Swarm, swarm!"

Look out Itchy, he's Pierce Brosnan!

You're pronouncing it wrong.

Voodoo dildo* my ass!

I really hope the horse in that photo can't read…

"Grumpy Gramps trying to weasel out of his nickname. Sad!"

I learned here, years later, that it's actually "forfty". Yet another brilliant Simpsons joke that got better over time.

The Neutral Planet is looking better and better all the time.

Please sign this waiver saying you, Bill Cosby, did not save the Simpsons.

No, it's not just his thoughts that make him terrible, it is his deeds, "deeds" including spewing his awful views on the radio toward a willing audience. People who buy into this crap have harassed the parents of murdered children. One of them was recently arrested for deaths threats against one of the parents. He may…

Hey, I like those odds!

Follow-up question: "So, your sister turned out pretty hot, huh?

Danny D and Keiran Lee* star in "Hung Parliament".

What is "Hidden Fences"?

Of course you need complete focus, because of the complicated mythology from World's Nastiest Jizz-Draining Sluts 1-44 you now have to follow.

So the only difference between Woodstock and the Fyre Festival is a little luck? And the hours and hours worth of performances from music legends?