But if you kept turning things into gold to get rich, you'd create so much there'd be a supply glut, and all your gold would risk becoming worthless. Oh sure, you would plan to create a moderate amount of gold that wouldn't affect the world supply. But once you start transmuting things into gold, it's hard to stop.

Well, the reporter was asking about the Republican health care plan that affects the lives of millions of Americans. That you're bringing up Islam for some reason says quite a bit about you.

"Astrid" might be the least sexy female first name I've ever heard.

Ahhh, "Jenna Haze: Dark Side". Begins with Jenna Haze in extremely naughty Catholic schoolgirl uniform confessing her sins to a "priest" on a realistic church set. Many great scenes later, for penance, he expects to see her on her knees. "In front of you, Father, or in church?" "Both." And you can guess what happens…

When people complain about political correctness, safe spaces, etc., I think what they really want is, to be able to act like an asshole and not be called on it.

Worse, he ruined any chance I had with Emily Blunt.

Is it a flammable/inflammable-type situation?

Susan Sarandon can tie me down anytime. Literally or metaphorically.

Whoah, that was Tim Fuckin' Robbins?!?! I always just thought of him as the other guy!

In a row?

"Well, I was walking down the street, and these two girls approached me. One of them had an iPad and said, “Hi, would you like to participate in paid market research?"

Though I've had Netflix for a few months now, I've finally started on this show and watched the pilot. If the whole show is just Ellie Kemper reacting with smiles and laughter to the modern world and her newfound freedom, it would be one of my favorite shows ever. She is a delight.

I'm only half-joking when I say we all need a hobby.

What that just that episode of Silver Spoons, or did he really claim that in real life?

Also a (former) call girl and murderer on a first-season episode of Elementary.

Ailes. Just reading all the testimonials from people whose parents, grandparents, siblings, friends started watching Fox News and just became fearful, angry, paranoid people. Maybe millions were affected to some degree, not just America but across the world.

I deal casino games, and one of my trainers was talking about the celebrities he'd dealt to in Vegas. He said Garth Brooks was the worst one, which surprised me, because I'd heard Garth could be a really friendly guy. That was the problem. Garth would talk about all his personal problems, problems with his ex-wife,…

Exposing Glenn Beck's audience to an intelligent, reasonable conservative might do some good. Worth a shot.

He defenestrated bad guys! (I really love that word)

Your bra bomb better work, Truffleberry.