Hey, being married to two wives was punishment enough, amirite? I'll see myself out.

He's actually heading to the Middle East for some peace and quiet!

"…then Trump trying to kill the investigation is absolutely impeachable even if he wasn't involved in the initial crime!"

First the only other black guy (who does mostly sketches) is forced out, then the other chubby guy leaves…

Just having something go "uh-huh" while listening to long, boring stories would be pretty great. Wouldn't just be for old people, either.

If I looked as good as Joel McHale, I wouldn't want to hide it behind a cartoon character.

I distinctly remember learning that phrase in a history book. Probably grade school, but even if it were high school, that's still 25 years ago. It made sense to me then, that government spending can really help stimulate the economy, and still does. And my god, the ego of that man.

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While you're right about fucking that Lavrov guy, I have to admit, that was some grade-A sarcasm.

Getting cold, non-corn syrup Coke whenever you want one does sound like one of the best presidential perks.

Why would he change it, does the A.V. Club own the name My World of Flops?

Like a … giant elephant penis.

If a George Constanza can be talked into buying a car because Jon Voight owned it, think how many wannabes you can get to a party at Pablo Escobar's island.

And not just uncomfortable with Sue's obliviousness, but also how deep in denial Brad seemed to be.

I'll repeat the story I've told here (maybe read it here) that John Schneider knew Dukes of Hazzard had gotten pretty bad, when fans complained about all the reruns they'd been showing … and they were first-run episodes.

Ah, the older brother rationale! It just might work…

Are people really questioning whether a former Israeli soldier can pass as a warrior?

Ah, the This Ain't Batman: An XXX Parody's origin story.

Hey, what have you heard?!

She also inspires me to do a one-handed activity.