Quick, check every shallow grave.

Sir Charge! (surcharge) They warned you puns were involved.

You haven't been watching Jane the Virgin over the past few months, have you?

At a minimum, you should at least thank your employees, and, oh, NOT treat them like crap.

Once I got a good-paying job, I started paying a maid service every year to give my apartment a thorough cleaning. I'd rather work some extra overtime to pay for it, than do it myself. The way I procrastinate, it would probably take longer, and I'd do a piss-poor job, too. I wouldn't say I'm proud of it, but I am…

"For two bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas."

Their name was grandfathered in.

But Eric Thames is hitting like Superman.

Wasn't it called " ¡Rob! "?

"Now I, and by I, I mean we, and by we, I mean Fox News, are not racist. But…

"Hey souse chef! Sit on it."

Hey, working-class guys can also be assholes who screw people over. Trump could totally remind people of them.

And we do, because the fans own the team.

For those of you who are basketball fans, I get that the name confuses you. I've had to practice it, and it still doesn't roll off my tongue. It's pronounced " ah-deh-toh-KOON-boh", and it's the future of the NBA.

Ah, so he's a real "man's man".

"You think you can get something just by saying it enough? If that were true, all I'd be saying is "Jane Seymour from behind. " Just 'Jane Seymour from behind, Jane Seymour from behind,' over and over."

Slow down!

Yeah, for him. For her, just fine.

Sommelier.

They did that exact same storyline on Castle, with Ryan and Esposito. Originality was never Castle's strong suit, but, Jesus, try harder, guys!