Besides, unless he woke up with a dead girl or live boy, I don't see how this hurts him in 'Bama.

She was Polish and dressing all sexy and acting all flirty to try to land a husband to stay in America. And she was played by the gorgeous Traci Lind, around the time I was starting to discover girls. Wow.

I only remember one time liking Richard Grieco on this show. Penhall was trying to infiltrate a bunch of science nerds for some reason (were they synthesizing drugs? did this beat Breaking Bad by 20 years?), but attracts the attention of an actual high-school bully. The squad hangs around sharing their own experiences…

"Deep down, I think we all secretly yearn to be Italian and stupid."

Ugh, Voyager? Not TNG or DS9?

I honestly thought he was referring to Kevin Connolly. Didn't read the writer's name.

What, the porn addiction's so bad, you blew through all the free stuff?!

OH MY GOD, I THOUGHT THIS WOULD JUST BE A MOVIE, BUT IT'LL BE A WHOLE F@$%-ING TV SERIES! HOLY BALLS!

Hell, I only wondered if she was related to that Moog family that invented that keyboard and other feats of engineering. I had no idea her other name was so deep in the spice trade. Like kid Caitlin, I also immediately think of trade from centuries ago, instead of present day.

Guess she got that Thin Lizzy song out of her system.

Also, those eyes.

They did it on "Suburgatory", with Ryan Shay freaking out when he found out he was adopted ("My name's no longer Ryan Shay. It's the opposite of Ryan Shay. I'm … Eugene. Eugene Goldfarb"). They did play it very over-the-top, and it was hysterical. I'm sure it mostly happened on the TV shows of my youth, and it stuck…

Hey, I've seen the "teenager finds out he's adopted; has trouble dealing" trope on TV a number of times, and I'm wondering, isn't it just easier to tell the child he's adopted right away? Like, as soon as they're old enough to wonder where babies come from. In fact, I figure that's what usually happens, and telling…

Willie Gault won a Super Bowl with Da Bears, then had a pretty decent acting career, with plenty of non-sports roles.

Sidestraddle?

That seems like a normal celebrity usage of a smart phone, what with Zooey Deschanel not bothering to look out a window to see if it's raining.

Chuck Barris, dead at 87.

With the problem of obesity in American kids (though not just kids), this is sadly plausible.

"Let me guess. The only heart he can't heal … is his own".

Barry (disgustedly) "Joke-killer. He's a joke-killer".