My favorite Reggie moment was in "Wife Insurance", where Stan's partner kicks him out of the helicopter to be with Francine. We think the scene was just the two of them, but Reggie wanders in from outside the frame yelling "Stan!!! You killed Stan! *deep breath* All right, what's done is done."

"Sweet lady cancer took one of my nads."

Roger sporting a six-pack on his disgustingly bloated body was amazing.

That might not even be American Dad's best use of Toto. In "Dungeons and Wagons", Stan goes to the attic to drunkenly talk to Roger about his marriage, but Roger assumes he wants to bang him, and sets the mood with "I Won't Hold You Back".

Is that the one where Alex and his buds are lying to women about being fighter pilots (invading Canada in the morning), and scoring until Elyse tracks them down?

Michaela Watkins & Casey Wilson

I liked that they reran the Bill Paxton episode at 9:00 pm (Central), but disappointed that they left out my favorite sketch. Paxton and several others were shrunk down and injected into a man, "Fantastic Voyage"-style. Then Paxton starts celebrating the fact that their mini-ship was now inside the dude's penis. The…

I like the contrast between Pamela's high-tech surveillance drone, and Tandy's low-tech scrawling of "Alive in Tucson" on billboards. Eventually, they both ended up working.

And even Louis might get in major trouble, if some people truly thought that redheads were the spawn of Satan.

I honestly believe many Republican politicians don't care whether their constituents live or die. Even those who vote for them. Even many of their white supporters.

So how does the fight compare to the one in They Live?

Agreed, because unlike Trump, Oprah is an actual billionaire.

Florida Man strikes again! Though somehow, no one was killed or seriously injured in a drug-related incident.

Is she still going to star in a sitcom where she plays a teenage boy? I thinks she's talented enough to pull it off, but it's going to be weird because I find her so attractive.

I actually do like more people on food stamps, though now it's an EBT card. Not only does it keep people from going hungry, it's the form of government spending that best stimulates the economy. I had food and unemployment benefits for the five months I was unemployed over five years ago, and they really helped. I now…

Looks like the title Hidden Figures was referring to the smokin' hot body Taraji P. Henson was hiding under her boring clothes in the movie.

Would going to bars with Ryan Gosling help you with women, because he would attract so many that you'd find some to talk to, or hurt you, because you'd be so clearly outclassed that you'd come off as pathetic.

The guy banged half of Hollywood. He'll be fine.

Where are these crack whores who look like Emma Stone, and how quickly can I move there?

Yeah, I doubt he's the first sexual assaulter to win best actor.