That "You're half of the flesh and blood makes me whole" lyric is so close to a creepily badass catchphrase.

I remember her legs from Toto's Rosanna video:

I found about Daniel Abraham's fantasy series The Dagger And The Coin from the A.V. Club, when they recommended books for those sweating the long wait between Game of Thrones installments. Though they actually only reviewed the first book in the series here, five years ago. The fifth and final volume, The Spider's War…

Well of course it's been happening for at least five years and I'm just noticing it now. Though when it's Ted moping about his love life, my eye and attention are bound to wander. But I'll be too busy laughing during a comic classic like Swarley to notice the anachronistic ads.

I was watching TV tonight, and I saw something I don't remember seeing before, and it blew me away. It was a local station repeat of How I Met Your Mother, the last season. Ted was sitting at a bus stop, right before he was due to finally meet the mother. The sheltered bus stop had a giant ad inside it. For a movie.…

While I know there are many terrible people in Florida who could use a good dousing, I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to the many decent people. Plus I hear Miami is full of ridiculously hot women, if a tiebreaker were needed.

How dare a spambot show such disrespect by replying to a classic-era Simpsons quote.

*continues daisy chain of secondhand upvoting*

These last three New Year's Eves, we've lost Uncle Phil, then Richard Gilmore, and then Trapper John. Have a bad feeling that Death isn't done yet.

Also, it's not Normal Lear.

"He called me a President!"
"How is that an insult?"
"You know, little hands, little …"

I'm guessing that quite a few people have had that idea and it would be less profitable if you all tried it. But the dangerous part is if Trump just won't let it go, as he is wont to do, and keeps insulting the company, even threatening to use presidential powers to hurt them. Then it's not a temporary fall, and you…

That was not generic grunge riffing. They stole a riff from Nirvana's Bleach album, though it's been a while so I can't remember which one. At least it shows good taste.

Are they going to bring back P.J. Harvey as their opening act? I'm still smarting from getting to that concert late and missing her set

The Dam at Otter Creek.

“Live needs no better reason to reform than to spread some light in this time of confusion and unease.”

I don't have a waffle iron, but I still have my George Foreman grill. Would that work, too?

They deserve each other.

“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they’ve tried everything else,”

Let's Go (which is their best song) see if they're available.