Can't sleep. Gnome will eat m(y fingers).

Another problem with the football player at the science fair sketch is, Alabama is always so stacked with talent, that their success never seems to rely on one player, not even QB. Their backups are often better than many teams' starters. It would have made more sense to have it be high school, taking advantage of…

Ooh, a chance to reference one of my favorite Onion articles (not Arby's, but so close!)

It's very likely that my 15-year old niece only knows of Hal Linden because she saw him on Supernatural. But hey, it beats never having seen Hal Linden at all.

Great that he's doing two shows at Summerfest in Milwaukee (he is our king, after all). And both shows are on my days off; I might go to both. Who else is going?

That crying and tantrum-throwing you hear in the dark might not be their kids…

It used to be Star Warsberg, but they quietly changed it so they could get into the country club.

He's now worth $350,000,022.50. Minus the tax he made on the VHS sale, which he won't try to cheat the IRS out of.

"…the only original film ever made where the average person can name a half-dozen characters."

The Lone Wolf books I found in the library were what started my fascination with gamebooks in the '80s. I loved to read and would actually play board games by myself, as all the players, so they were perfect for me. Then some comments on the A.V Club article on CYOA games led me to older and newer series I'd missed,…

R.I.P. Joe Dever, author of the Lone Wolf gamebook series that I loved as a child.

I would love to hear the observational comedy of Sherlock Holmes, considering how brilliant and detailed those observations would be. Perhaps add a rundown of the differences between New York and London. All told with that dry British wit.

I think it was Keenan Thompson as Charles Barkely on SNL who said "Michael Jordan gambles so much, that he's the Michael Jordan of gambling too much."

I'm going to be a hipster porn fan and say I was into Joslyn James before it was cool (when she became kinda famous for banging Tiger Woods).

"And then they did sex." The title of Santiago's sex tape!

Question: are any of you with money in the market thinking a major downturn is going to happen soon into a Trump presidency, and if so, what's the best thing to do with your money? Over the last five years, I've finally been able to build up a nest egg, and it's coincided with a long bull market (thanks Obama, for…

Keep the typo.

The volleyball scene, right?

John Schneider said he knew Dukes of Hazzard was going downhill in quality (graded on its own curve, obviously) when fans would complain about all the reruns they'd been showing lately, and they were actually first-run episodes.

My mom is a huge Dancing With The Stars fan, and it never occurred to her that they had two TV seasons per calendar year, until I pointed it out. I guess she's used to the old-school method of TV shows having one 22-episode season, with a summer break, per year. She was also amazed that the Netflix my brother got her…