Oh wow, now that Scott's admitted that his style's based on Alex P. Keaton, I can't not see it.

Wished they'd asked about his guest role on How I Met Your Mother, but it's all there in his performance.

So you admit that you have no balls.

Wouldn't arguing with one of rap's biggest names get street cred as well as supremacist cred?

I wonder if, since the presidential election is usually called long before Alaska and Hawaii vote, do they compensate by getting really into their local elections? At least the rest of America's voters can't ruin the impact of those votes.

I'm a Wisconsin native, but with Raiders ties on my mom's side. Some California-based relatives had worked for the Raiders organization in the past. I even had an autographed picture of the late Todd Christensen growing up, where he complimented me on the cool first name we shared. With the Pack's embarrassing loss…

"*something with sound and rhythm of joke* my rack!" — Max (laughter and wild applause)

We will never forget!

I did feel a little guilty just staring at Cecily's cleavage in the Gemma sketch, like, right away. But then they drew attention to it and even had Vanessa paw at them a bit, so I was destined to stare anyway.

I voted today in Milwaukee! First time not voting on Election Day. I'm doing it from now on.

I don't know, I think Trump supporters would start to admire Hillary, if they saw her giggling over the time she had an African man sodomized to death with a sword.

"How can you eat without listening to hardcore porn?"

I predict that when we next see Tahani and Jason, they'll smash cut to them in bed together, in sweaty, post-coital bliss. Because Jason obviously thinks she's sexy, but was scared to break his cover. And Tahani was upset that he didn't seem attracted to her. So they'll break the tension of that last scene with some…

I stopped renting porn when they went mostly to DVD's, because I doubt you can hook up two DVD players to create your own mix tape, and also the internet.

"Mind Playing Tricks On Me" could be remade into a pretty cool country song.

Must have been Team Emily.

Bigger than a breadbox?

I disliked Jessica buying into the belief that moving into a higher tax bracket means all your income gets taxed at the higher rate. It's a progressive tax rate, where only the extra money that pushes you into a higher bracket gets taxed at the higher rate. Move into an even higher tax bracket, same thing. I mean, I…

I remember Rachel getting fed up with Monica calling it her flower, snapping "If you don't stop calling it that, you're never going to lose it".

Well, Louis CK is half-Mexican, so he should be disqualified from judging Trump.