This better not awaken anything in me.

That S.E. Hinton really wrote some great books about teenage boys trying to grow up in a tough world.

Rabin credits A.V. Club founder and former editor Stephen Thompson with the invention of the phrase "Hunger Dunger Dang".

And runner-up for the title role.

Screw killing baby Hitler, take out baby Caesar instead! We'll make do without that awesomely accurate calendar.

My cousin's husband actually has the names and birthdays of all five of their kids tattooed on his upper arm. I'd say Trump could do the same thing, but Trump would, of course, only have a tattoo with his name and birthday.

Holy crap, she was Blah Blah?!?!

To which President Obama replied "Right back at ya."

In a regular gangbang, three or more men have sex with (usually) one woman, all in the same scene together. But you all already knew that. A reverse gangbang has one man being banged by multiple women. He often just sits or lies there while all the women take turns on him. So that should answer all your questions,…

Probably a coincidence, or maybe SNL meant to mark the one-month anniversary of Edward Albee's death with a hamster version of his most famous work.

During the short film Q&A sketch, when Aidy said her influence was "the British Office", I wonder if that was a friendly jab at Emily Blunt's husband.

"Impressing Foster"?

My brother shaved his head when he joined the Marines, and I shaved my head when I saw I was going too bald. The skin under the hair was paler, so until the scalp's sun exposure caught up, we both looked like light bulbs.

Ha, I didn't have any guns or women in the first place! You should have seen the look of disappointment on Obama's face.

He'd lose supporters and undecideds, and my reaction would be the same as with the last tape: "Really? All that other stuff before didn't … you know what, never mind. Welcome aboard."

I'm utterly unsurprised too, and you know they don't want to stop at just women. In fact, a white male like me may not be safe, since I don't own land.

Lin-Manuel Miranda did guest on an episode of Modern Family. He was Gloria's friend who tried to get Jay to invest in his dog-training business. I had never heard of him when I saw this in 2011, though he'd had Broadway success with In the Heights. Even though I'm here in the Midwest, I have heard of Hamilton (thanks…

Show up, be effortlessly funny and charming, kiss Sarah Hyland, collect network TV money … we should all have so little going on as Nathan Fillion.

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Oh, agreed. I know food stamps not only help keep people from going hungry, but I believe they provide the best economic boost of any government spending. A moral and economic benefit.