Love all your Buffet stuff, but have mixed feelings about your "spoiled rich who blow their money on yachts" comment. Yes, it seems wasteful to me, but it does have the benefit of putting money into the hands of luxury-good makers, who then have more money to buy stuff of their own, then those merchants buy stuff, and…

Great pick!

Did a porn actress really name herself after a book you can't put down? Nice.

"Words" is one of my favorite songs by both the BeeGees and the Monkees.

While the prospect of Donald Trump probably getting at least 40% of the popular vote no matter what is depressing, I'm reminded that one candidate scoring 90+% isn't any better

♫ Duh-duhduhduh-duhduhduh-duh-shiny scalpel! Duh-duhduhduh-duhduhduh-gonna slice him up! ♫

*opens door to filthy alley*

Why is there a sequel to Perfect Slaves?

Yeah, if you just make random jokes at people's expense, about 20% will hit Chinese people. That's just math.

This whole episode was worth it for Cam and his player firing each other up ("Who's gonna win?! We're gonna win!") and the giant dog woofing on cue, and the similarly-giant football player feeding off it with his own "Woof woof!", and also Haley in that black dress.

No no no, he will actually be impeached by his own party.

"…Giuliani’s advice appeals to Trump’s worst instincts — the only instincts he has."

I never really watched According to Jim when it was syndicated on local channels, but I have been watching Rules of Engagement, and they do the "couple tells each other escalating lies" trope very well. It helps when you have talented, experienced sitcom pros like Patrick Warburton and Megyn Price* carrying the load.…

Yeah, it's pretty amazing that they could even find such ethnic diversity in … *scrolls back up and reads closer* … New York City. And why would this multi-cultural group want to do something to support Donald Trump's opponent, anyway?

Loved all the little details piled on in the sinkhole/unbalanced couple sketch ("Matt Shatt, with two t's. "Why doesn't he go by Matthew?"). And the attitude of everyone outside the couple reminded me of the A.V. Club when we found out who Christina Hendricks had married (Who? That guy from Super Troopers?!?! What, is…

That episode was all insanely good suspense, and then that ending … ugh. I wouldn't know how to end it, either, but they're the professionals.

This does describe Jon Lovitz's Tales From The Crypt episode, where he kills to get the role of Hamlet from director John Astin, only to find out they're mental patients, and they cut off his head to use as Yorick's skull. But you'd probably remember Jon Lovitz.

Your last point works just fine as political Mad Libs:

She sure has Trump pegged.

I read that first as "the gay who was gay" and that seemed perfectly natural.