Good to see the five of them back together again.

While I don't agree with you (I enjoy Seth's hosting), I kinda enjoy seeing a black man call a white man "uppity"

You have porn dyslexia (*sigh* sexlexia). It's Marica Hase, the biggest whore Japan has ever seen. Her words.

If I'm not being too selfish, happy 42nd birthday to me! It's both Jackie Robinson's number and the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Honestly proud of all the celebrity talent I share a birthday with, but a little disappointed on the porn side.

Credit for writing "runners-up" instead of "runner-ups".

Maybe they (whoever's in charge of the swear-switching) thought she was referring to a female dog, that had not yet been kicked into the sun.

All that Kristen Bell talk about her body and how it kinda turned her on was, of course, seriously turning me on.

Well, the only other option is that he's a stupid, rude boor who tricked you with some terrific acting, so … we'll go with what you said.

Yeah, if you're famous as a spy, something went wrong somewhere. You could even write your memoirs after having never been exposed or caught, and no one will believe you. Because you clearly don't seem like the type of person who could do cool spy stuff, which is why you were so good in the first place.

THIS AIN'T OVER, SOUP!!!

Autumn Reeser is one of those awesome women who's really not that tall (5' 4"), but seems much taller because of her fantastically long legs.

It was from a picture of one of the Gallagher brothers (probably Noel), that I learned how the British give the finger. It's a "V for victory" sign, but turn it around.

Yes, and he and Lucy Liu are fantastic leads on Elementary. Unfortunately, this is probably the show's last season. Are they still making Trainspotting 2 with the original cast, or was that just a pipe dream?

Were you attracted to her? And did you a shot at having sex with her? Maybe you should have kept at it; Prince would have wanted it that way.

I know, eight years of Obama, and not a peep.

I'm sure it's quite a strain on their wrists. And then they get to the drawing.

Surely Alison Brie's Netflix series based on the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling will inspire a renaissance in these sports. Everyone worships Alison Brie like we do around here, right?

This guy knows what it's like to genuinely make love! Get 'im!

*checks out her Brazzers page, can't believe what he sees*