It's not about a beauty queen, but have I got a story for you! Stephen King's Morality, which can be found in the collection The Bazaar of Bad Dreams.

I couldn't believe that paragraph about Philip Seymour Hoffman. Just … incredible. Having to stop by a video store to see a film at home?!

Great name for a metal band.

♫ I hope you get b***f***ed in prison! ♫

STOP THE SHOW!!!

Since you said favorite and not most realistic, the climactic scene in The Natural.The music, the low-angle camera shot of the pitcher taking the mound, the slo-mo of lights exploding as Redford rounds the bases.

Well, Alison Brie did voice an excellent high school soccer player on "Adventures in Haleysitting", though with it being an episode of American Dad, things went horribly, horribly wrong for her.

Are you sure you didn't miscontrue the conversation, because that totally sounds like something Billy Bob Thornton would've done to Angelina Jolie.

You're supposed to split your post in two, so we can all together ask "how brazen is it?"

Milwaukee. But I'm sure everywhere in America has their own Charlie Sykes.

This may be a little harsh, even for him, but consider spreading a rumor that Gov. Ricketts wants to keep the death penalty, because an execution is now the only way he can get an erection. If you get in trouble, claim sarcasm.

Wow, Trump and his fans are even starting to make dickheads like Charlie Sykes think "What have we done?"

He's just pining for the fyvords.

"…so he went off on the woods and masturbated for 12 hours"

I was disappointed not to see O'Neal in the byline, but Hughes did alright.

It's like saying Ringo was the weak link of The Beatles. Yeah, it's technically (the best kind of) correct, but he was still really good at what they needed him to do, and my god, look at how good everyone else was!

So it's Atwater's 25-year anniversary in Hell, huh?

Yes, I'm sure many people are saying than Hillary's aide is a Saudi spy.

A reboot of the series is long overdue.