Relax, all Trump has to do is make up the difference with blacks, hispanics, Muslims, women…

A handjob is so much better when the ex-candidate is crying.

I assume it's about Trump, but I'm sure quite a few Daily Mail commenters would write something like that about Obama.

Yeah, sometimes reasonably famous people have the same name, and a, say, writer for a pop-culture website gets confused with an actor from a '90s tween TV show.

It would look pretty big in those tiny hands…

You are very clever for posting those Clarissa Explains It All credits.

Once on WKRP in Cincinnati, Jennifer introduced a co-worker to her handsome blonde boyfriend, Steele. Steele explained that he felt a person's name said something about them, and was obviously proud of his manly name. Steele then asked the co-worker his name, and he replied "Les."

On Mother's Day, her birthday, and on a regular basis, tell her that she's a great mom who raised her kids well. Without mentioning Trump or politics.

You know what else might "jolt the Republicans to get things right"? A massive defeat in the presidential election (popular vote & Electoral College) along with losing the House and Senate. Maybe. I doubt anyone can predict what the Republican party will do in the future.

Good man! Trump's pro-war and pro-family.

White guys don't get much more different than Eminem and Michael Cera, and Killam delivered killer impressions of both with just a few words. In Eminem's case, sometimes one word. KNIFE!

It's his last year no matter what. Why not let yourself go?

Speaking of Deep Blue Something (I wrote for the first and last time ever), I heard a story of how one of the band members was working as a teacher in a Christian school. His bosses found out that he had been playing "rock" music on the side, told him it wasn't appropriate, and fired him. Okay, if the story's true,…

I'd say real, because his sex movies were actually way classier than you'd expect from a guy who gave himself that name. I'm sure he's no Seymore Butts or Craven Moorehead.

What, they're just sacks of yellow fat.

Whoa, no one told me that Verna Bloom was Dean Wormer's wife! That scene from the toga party made quite an impression on teenage me.

Yeah, I can't criticize Matt Lauer for that. My friends and I would play a Risk game where one of the territories was Djibouti. "I must capture Djibouti!" my friend would say, and we would laugh. Of course, we weren't on television for the whole world to see.

Well this is what interests me about what you say. Robert Downey Jr. is, simply put, charming. He has a charm, a charisma, that can make people want to watch him. I believe you when you say technology will one day precisely duplicate gestures, mannerisms, etc. of actors. Will technology be able to convey that…

A friend has over 23,000 followers on Instagram, which seems like a lot to me for a non-celebrity, and she posts these. They're obviously ads, even if you miss the #ad tag. She's a pretty good photographer and presents the products in an appealing way (unlike the awful "celeb"-holds-product ones above). I don't know…

"They sent a picture of her holding the latest trendy, piece-of-crap product. As proof of life."