Oh, I seem to have more faith in the younger generation than you. I can totally believe that plenty of men aged 15-30 would clamor to see Helen Mirren naked.

"Perhaps Paul Ryan was born with a heart full of neutrality…"

Doesn't being the birthplace of Neil Young serve to shield Toronto from such awfulness? If that's not enough, add Sarah Polley.

Wait, did the guy with the confederate tattoos punch Zimmerman? "Sure, I have tattoos that celebrate traitorous losers, but this guy…"

Because people like Obama (either one) with brains, talent, and class, make her look bad?

Who's avocado farmer lady? Is that some kind of shot at Tom Selleck?

Your mom takes Brandon Routh, and I get Courtney Ford. Sound like a plan.

"The vibrations good like Sunkist
Many wanna know who done this"

I know it's awful, but I can't help but love the line "Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces." It's all in Leary's delivery.

If there's a horrible terrorist attack that does major property damage, will anyone even notice?

The thing about Obama urging Republicans to withdraw support for Trump, is it puts some of them in a real bind. They may want to disavow Trump, but god forbid a Republican be seen as agreeing with Obama. (H/T Daily Kos)

I still remember a bit I saw a standup comic do on TV. He said he used to have several other guy roommates and nobody cleaned anything, the whole place was a mess. He said something like "The bathtub was full of disgusting standing water. I was taking a shower once, and I think I saw Martin Sheen's head emerging."

Are (.26 to .48) the right numbers? If they are, then Maddow didn't almost beat Kelly. Otherwise, good news.

I assume that songs about her ass are an entire hip-hop subgenre.

Watch me hook up with a woman; I'll show you some world-class speed!

"Mission Imp-ass-able"

Upvoted because Area Man is Sean O'Neal.

Brock Sampson for President!

Not sure how much truth there is to this, but Nixon prefered to focus on foreign affairs, and let the Democratic Congress advance their domestic agenda.

I don't know who Leah Luv is (honest), but she probably couldn't compare to Molly Rome, if I knew who she was, and I wouldn't even have been a fan of Molly Rome just because her hair reminds some people of Emma Watson as Hermione, possibly.