My ex-Marine brother did have a sword like the one in the commercials, though he stopped displaying it once he had kids. He never mentioned dragonslaying, so it either never happened, or they just don't talk about it.

I dislike calling illegal immigrants "illegals" because it diminishes their humanity, and its usage can easily spread to American citizens who happen to be Latino, or even might look Latino to the ignorant and bigoted.

Of course it's the soundtrack to a Scorcese film for Jagger. Shoulda been Goodfellas. Or Freejack.

Cold Comfort Farm.

When you're confronted with the crappiness of Simple Plan, just remember Conan's old "hunky newcomer" bit.

Bathory Rodham Clinton.

Holy crap, that's a real person, and not a Nick Kroll character!

Do not get between him. And the Blood. Wine.

At a bar's Star Trek trivia night, my co-workers and I couldn't figure out his character's name; we just knew Alan Ruck played him. Apparently we weren't the only ones. The moderator had to break the news to another group that they couldn't accept Captain Cameron Frye.

Now I'm wondering which superhero role Hilary Swank should try to land.

"…to prevent the chain-migration of Sharia Law-supporting Syrian refugees into this country, who want to kill you, me, and everyone else in Western Civilization."

Funny you should argue that Trump makes the world a better place by paying those who work for him their salaries. There are a number of people who "could offer insight" themselves…

Be sure to upvote your own posts when replying to him.

National Review cruise or Limp Bizkit cruise? National Review cruise or Limp Bizkit cruise? You know what, I'll just walk into the ocean.

"…Saul Alinsky in a cafeteria shot through with blood-red light, visually rendering the latter as Satan Lucifer.

This is a surprisingly devious category. First they ask for the character name (Buffy). Then put the character name in the clue and ask for the actor (Kelsey Grammer). After Jon Oliver as himself as host of a comedy/news show, they ask for two TV characters. But after the real names of Grammer and Oliver, you could…

"And it was invented by Michael Nesmith's mother? That's astounding!"

"Hmm, Scott Baio's speaking. He was Chachi on Happy Days, right? I remember this episode from the later years … OMG, my party's totally jumping the shark!"

The A.V. Club is one of the places I could use the terrific line "I cried like a big, dumb homo" and not have to go "No no, it's okay…"