Of course, if a plot of a porn movie is unclear to you, there's simply no way you can enjoy it.

You saying this guy gets off on murdering animals?

How was Vince Foster related to Kathleen Willey? Step-uncle? Third cousin twice removed?

You can abandon your bros for a hot chick with a nice rack who's clearly into you. This is always in accordance with the bro code.

No matter what, he gets a lifetime pass for Purple Reibn (the 'b' is silent).

I'd rather have seen him bang his hot older aunt (by marriage).

Hey, you can't blame Chuck for trusting his cousin Marvin.

Joel McHale and Nathan Fillion have so much funny charming handsomeness, they can't not be brothers.

Was there a skit called something like "The Insane Hot Chick", where all these guys talked to a shrink about this woman they were dating, who kept doing dangerously crazy things, but they all stayed with her because she was hot and the sex was great? At one point, a guy's on the couch talking about her latest…

Let's pack Milwaukee up and quietly move it somewhere else, while he's in Cleveland.

In her defense, have you seen humanity lately?

Hope it's not an NL-only league. Would becoming VP of America technically count as American League?

Could tell right away it was an O'Neal. Good to see fatherhood hasn't matured him.

Well, this should help ride us over until Sean can cover some 50 Shades of Grey news.

Yes, everyone knows it's the pubescent trainers themselves who should be sexualized.

"A" for "Asshole"?

When Jerry bought the cigar store Indian, George flirted with the attractive clerk, and he was actually smooth and charming. He'd probably only be like that, say, 5% of the time, but if he keeps putting himself out there, he'd sometimes score some babes.

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At least they died heroically.