"You could make good money if you were the manly mixture of strong and fat we called beefy."

Don't forget how the '40s dames had nice gams.

Hey, some of them only blow their hands to hell before they're set to sign multi-million dollar sports contracts.

You could say he's the "Michael Jordan" of actors — not the Michael Jordan who acted in Space Jam, where he really wasn't that good an actor, though he showed some charm and star presence, but rather, the Michael Jordan who was always good at basketball.

Obviously, at this point in the interview, Will had gotten comfortable enough to refer to the esteemed Mr. Shalhoub as "Tony", and changed the abbreviation to "TN" to reflect that.

That 70s show was a fun hangout show that sometimes was exceptionally funny (Eric walks in on his parents having sex, they find the keg, the panties). I think we got spoiled by more recent, quality hangout sitcoms like Happy Endings or New Girl.

"A monk broke a thirty-year vow of silence to say 'Wow!'"

I prefer Oliver "High Treason" North. Thanks, American Dad!

"I'm rerouting power through the fretboard!"

I assume Cassandra Calogera is one of five or six different actresses, who switch off playing Elaine in every scene.

IT'S REEEEEAAAALLLLL

We have that at the casino I work at! I see it all the time when I deal craps. A reminder that Lynda Carter was probably the most physically stunning woman in TV history.

And now I want to see a hip-hop musical about Truman.

Would probably be a G- without it.

My theory is, many actors seem destined to have a finite amount of quality projects in their careers, and she shot her load on concurrent TV series.

Specsophobe!

CrookedSony has such loser pixels. Sad!

Give me back my jacket!

Hey man, that "straining to take a dump for 20 straight minutes" thing really spoke to me!

So the Republican party is stuck in an abusive relationship with Donald Trump? Wow, now I feel sorry for them … in theory.