Why?! Why was Thomas R programmed to feel pain?!?!

Now I'm remembering the time Allison was upset that Saul Rubinek (the other absolute best part) had a plan in place to … take care of the agents if needed. Then she accepted it, and handed Saul instructions on how she'd like to go out. Saul looks it over a bit, then says "Well I do know David Bowie." I assume she…

We need to see him humiliated in November, first.

♫ Snot, Barry, Toshi and Steve ♫

♫You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)♫

"meal snd beverage"

Obligatory link to Nathan Rabin's Random Roles interview with Bronson Pinchot, featuring some fascinating insights into a young Tom Cruise:

I don't want an Erica who eventually realizes she likes Geoff. I want the Erica who knows exactly what guys she likes, and gets them. Even if it turns out to be a huge mistake (Johnny Atkins). Even if she knows it will be a huge mistake, but goes for it anyway (the college guy at the haunted house).

I remember reading a short story in elementary school (let's say 30 years ago), about a boy who wants one of those new robot friends (androids, actually, since they look very human). His dad says he needs to spend the money on a car phone to help his business, but the mom says their son's happiness is more important.…

"Jesus man"? Like, a liberal?

I do give them major credit for not using "consumed with burning desire". "…what's to transpire" is kinda awkward, but it avoids a trite "fire/desire" rhyme.

How else are you going to watch playoff hockey?

"Let Brick sing his song, you middle school monsters! There’s no way that could possibly go wrong!"

Someone on the A.V. Club has the exact same "Your Neutralness" avatar as me, and it weirds me out when I see it while scrolling through the comments ("Is…is that me?! Did I already leave a comment here?") I forget his user name, but it has nothing to do with Futurama! Evil enough for me.

Wow, you sure can pull a lot of meaning and nuance out of one little word.

Is there a reason Drake went with Josh Gad as his go-to funny man? Or did they just pick a random kinda-known comic actor and roll with him? The second one would be funnier.

You know, sometimes my mind's still stuck in a pre-internet age, and I forget about things like Twitter and blogs, when you can much more easily find peoples' thoughts on things. Though you still have to separate the wheat from the chaff.

You've possibly brought this up before, but when you say you know a lot of people on the show were mortified/furious about Trump hosting, how do you know for sure? Have you actually talked to these people, or do you have reliable sources? I can totally believe you're right, but sometimes things we "know" turn out…

Well, we can also wish death upon him for continuing to date beautiful women who are way to young for him. Because that should no longer be condoned by our society any more, and not because we're totally jealous.

"…that anyone would think he would make a viable presidential candidate—was too unbelievable."