I also enjoyed it, though I didn't like it as much as Natalie Portman's gangsta rap from way back. Though that had the element of surprise, and also Andy Samberg in a Viking helmet for no reason.

Sports fan who's not a hockey fan here. Jagr's one of the few players I do know. Though it's easier to recognize when written than when spoken.

It's true! We're so lame!

Whoa, so that's where they got Alternate-Universe Kira in Star Trek: Deep Space 9.

Yes, I'm sure animators like to masturbate, just like everyone else. And the constant drawing for a live show would also hurt.

Julia Sweeney tearing off her wig and singing ♫ Something tell's me not to just do Pat toniiiight ♫, looking like a beautiful redhead from the neck up, and frumpy guy(??) from neck down.

Loved "The Marshall Chronicles"! It wasn't great or meant to last, but cool that it forced the great Seinfeld to make a major change.

Damn it, I read it as Wesley Snipes and Dennis Haysbert, and was pleased to know it was Major League.

He's like the Michael Jordan of … that thing he's known for.

Though in a way, Jesus Christ is only 1/3 of a god.

Well, I can't speak for women, but as a Democrat, I think it's a good thing that we encourage Hillary Clinton to be more liberal, instead of supporting her without question.

Bartolo Colon homering? Cubs on a record win pace? It's starting to look like the End of Times, Trump presidency or no.

May they have her hair and charm and looks and just all of her and none of you.

I honestly half-read the headline as "Blink-182 just released a 15-track album about staring at dongs" and barely batted an eye.

Jeff Garlin's son was on the show once, when Bev tried to set Barry up with Allie Grant, and then Allie started talking to the young Garlin at a dance. You could tell right away it was Jeff Garlin's kid.

My excited work dude was asking nearby coworkers Team Cap or Team Iron Man. By the time he got to me, I was ready with "I don't know, I'm just hoping for a good, clean fight…"

I can't get enough of looking at Chris Christie's dazed, horrified expression as he's literally standing behind Trump. I'd love to see if Cruz's rubbery visage can top that.

Or Venture Bros.?

Thanks, Obama!

OMG, it's Ellie Kemper!!!